The official Bishop Stortford New Years Tit Pate Competiton

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Feel free to compete

entree fee : SOME CANAPÉS  (MINI CHEDDARS)

CATEGORY A : THE SKIN BY THE NECK MIXED WITH WATWE
CATEGORY B : HEAVILY DISSOLVED MILK RESIDUE ON SKIN
CARE FUTON c: CHICKEN BREST ON A STIXMAS
CATEGORY DO : Stormzy tongues in aspic WAY TOO BIDEFORD YOUR BOOTS
CATEGORY E: NIPPLE LIVER LATE

BE TGERE OR BE ON A REGISTER

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Apologies everyone, there is a mild typo in the above - Category E should in fact read 'NIPPLE LIVER PATÉ'. Sorry about that. The rest of the categories are exactly as they're written above.