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Cuellar

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #90 on: January 03, 2019, 11:48:09 AM »
Oh well you see I didn't know that.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #91 on: January 03, 2019, 11:54:00 AM »
I've spoken to it and it says the same about you. Frankly, I'd prefer to fuck the marmite.

I neither love nor hate Marmite, I merely quite like it. Am I a freak or is this much more common than the manufacturers claim?

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #92 on: January 03, 2019, 11:54:13 AM »
I'm very much of the opinion that the line between 'pet' and 'food' is entirely arbitrary and to eat a pig but not a dog is absurd.

Me too, I would absolutely eat a dog.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #93 on: January 03, 2019, 11:54:46 AM »
What if we discover in the next few years that vegetables are actually sentient creatures that have hopes and fears and like to go down to the pub? What are vegans going to do then? Apologise for the trail of death they have left behind them I hope.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #94 on: January 03, 2019, 11:55:15 AM »
Goats are really cute. They also taste nice. I dunno...

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #95 on: January 03, 2019, 11:55:36 AM »
I neither love nor hate Marmite, I merely quite like it. Am I a freak or is this much more common than the manufacturers claim?

Well you aren’t actively rejecting the Marmite conceit so I’d say it’s borderline.

Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #96 on: January 03, 2019, 12:11:41 PM »
Anyone had one yet?

Just tried a bit of one, would recommend.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #97 on: January 03, 2019, 12:19:59 PM »
UPDATE

fucking cunts don't do the new sausage roll in my town's branch

Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #98 on: January 03, 2019, 12:20:06 PM »
Me too, I would absolutely eat a dog.

On second thoughts, going to remove my " Legend Lisa Top Bantz "response to that, as you may not be best chuffed with it.
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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #99 on: January 03, 2019, 12:24:44 PM »
UPDATE

fucking cunts don't do the new sausage roll in my town's branch

Those bitch ass motherfuckers.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #100 on: January 03, 2019, 12:27:16 PM »
* NEWS FLASH *

I have just eaten a vegan sausage roll from Greggs. It is no worse than the meat ones. Unfortunately, it is also no better.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #101 on: January 03, 2019, 12:29:18 PM »
I hate sausage rolls. Puff pastry is horrible.

Duff pastry. Guff pastry.

Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #102 on: January 03, 2019, 12:29:46 PM »
* NEWS FLASH *
I have just eaten a vegan sausage roll from Greggs. It is no worse than the meat ones. Unfortunately, it is also no better.

Bleep bloop. Must consume. New product. Bleep bleep.

You're a robot mate. Consume-o-tron. Undiscerning-bot.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #103 on: January 03, 2019, 12:30:25 PM »
UPDATE

fucking cunts don't do the new sausage roll in my town's branch

Say please.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #104 on: January 03, 2019, 12:34:21 PM »
I wonder if 'Greggs' paid Piers Morgan to start a contrived row on twitter and get their vegan sausage roll trending, as it's turned out to be terrific free advertising otherwise.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #105 on: January 03, 2019, 12:38:38 PM »
Bleep bloop. Must consume. New product. Bleep bleep.

You're a robot mate. Consume-o-tron. Undiscerning-bot.

Not even a real fucking vegetarian either.  Worse than Hitler.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #106 on: January 03, 2019, 12:39:59 PM »
Not even a real fucking vegetarian either.  Worse than Hitler.

Actually, the more vegetarian, the more worse-than-Hitler one is.

Hitler was a vegetarian, you know.  But only 100% vegetarian.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #107 on: January 03, 2019, 12:40:18 PM »
I wonder if 'Greggs' paid Piers Morgan to start a contrived row on twitter and get their vegan sausage roll trending, as it's turned out to be terrific free advertising otherwise.

Like orangutan advert the other month, it's definitely contrived to trigger people and those being triggered are helping provide the free publicity.

It's not as though there is a single reason anyone can muster for why this is bad.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #108 on: January 03, 2019, 12:48:33 PM »
Yeah, but don't forget this is The Cunt Piers Morgan we're talking about.  Don't forget Babyslingogate.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #109 on: January 03, 2019, 12:49:12 PM »
I wonder if 'Greggs' paid Piers Morgan to start a contrived row on twitter and get their vegan sausage roll trending, as it's turned out to be terrific free advertising otherwise.

Just seen a Tweet saying they have the same PR representation, so yes.

Edit: Taylor Herring UK.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #110 on: January 03, 2019, 12:51:50 PM »
What if there were no vegetables left anywhere in the land but plenty of cows?  Don't pretend you wouldn't get out your incisors and serrate out a nice cube of flesh.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #111 on: January 03, 2019, 12:52:04 PM »
Bleep bloop. Must consume. New product. Bleep bleep.

You're a robot mate. Consume-o-tron. Undiscerning-bot.

I'm a gastronaut, an adventurer.

I bet you just eat bowls of cereal all day.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #112 on: January 03, 2019, 12:58:39 PM »
I'm a gastronaut, an adventurer.

I bet you just eat bowls of cereal all day.

That's called "eating breakfast for dinner" to some cunts.

Not me; I know that lunch (not "dinner") is at lunchtime - that is why it is fucking called "lunchtime".


So it is "eating breakfast for all other meals"; thank you and you are welcome.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #113 on: January 03, 2019, 01:32:31 PM »
Like orangutan advert the other month, it's definitely contrived to trigger people and those being triggered are helping provide the free publicity.

It's not as though there is a single reason anyone can muster for why this is bad.

It's bad because although the hype worked, they didn't actually get any of the bastards in for me to try.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #114 on: January 03, 2019, 01:51:35 PM »
Just seen a Tweet saying they have the same PR representation, so yes.

Edit: Taylor Herring UK.


Really? Got a link. The whole thing is trending again now, and as Shoulders says, it's an absolute nothing story but get Piers Morgan involved and half the western hemisphere are talking about it. Morgan 100% knows what he's doing, it's all schtick but people always seem to rise to it.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #115 on: January 03, 2019, 02:02:19 PM »
@norock, two hours ago. Can't c&p the tweet on a work browser, sorry.

Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #116 on: January 03, 2019, 02:04:17 PM »

Really? Got a link. The whole thing is trending again now, and as Shoulders says, it's an absolute nothing story but get Piers Morgan involved and half the western hemisphere are talking about it. Morgan 100% knows what he's doing, it's all schtick but people always seem to rise to it.

https://www.taylorherring.com/case-studies/the-insider-by-piers-morgan/

https://www.taylorherring.com/case-studies/greggspragency/

I reckon there's some truth in the idea they'd not get the same attention if they started banging out pies for coeliac's.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #117 on: January 03, 2019, 02:09:02 PM »
@norock, two hours ago. Can't c&p the tweet on a work browser, sorry.

Here ya go:

https://twitter.com/norock/status/1080792312702218240
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Simon HB @norock

How terrible it must be for @TaylorHerringUK PR to have two of its clients in a big Twitter spat during a quiet news period

3:45 am - 3 Jan 2019

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #118 on: January 03, 2019, 02:13:03 PM »
I reckon there's some truth in the idea they'd not get the same attention if they started banging out pies for coeliac's.

Why can’t they just eat ordinary celery pie?  It has to be its own special therapy for them to be happy.

Already sick of them.

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Re: Carnivore snowflakes triggered by vegan sausage roll
« Reply #119 on: January 03, 2019, 02:13:30 PM »
Greggs being good at PR is not news: