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Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« on: January 03, 2019, 03:12:20 AM »
Mine is from Brass Eye (or possibly TDT), Chris Morris talking about technology and is something like “when a 4 speed ford cortina would be the fever-dream of a deranged madman” but I don’t know the exact wording and it’s irritating the piss out of me.

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2019, 06:04:54 AM »
I don't BELIEVE them!

Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2019, 06:18:03 AM »
I don't BELIEVE them!

My mum genuinely always quotes it as, “I just don’t believe it.”

Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2019, 06:50:38 AM »
My mate's awful Victor Meldrew impression was greatly improved by his catchphrase of "I don't believe you!".

Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2019, 09:16:34 AM »
Mine is from Brass Eye (or possibly TDT), Chris Morris talking about technology and is something like “when a 4 speed ford cortina would be the fever-dream of a deranged madman” but I don’t know the exact wording and it’s irritating the piss out of me.

Help.
"...a time when a five-speed, three-litre Ford Capri was the stuff of a madman's dreams."

Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2019, 09:22:34 AM »
My mate: "What you looking at, Willis?"

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2019, 01:47:24 PM »
My mate's awful Victor Meldrew impression was greatly improved by his catchphrase of "I don't believe you!".

Hahaha.

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2019, 02:52:54 PM »
Garlic clove?

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2019, 02:58:12 PM »
"Now Dougal, those cows over there are big and these ones here are close-up."

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2019, 10:26:18 PM »
In Red Dwarf, regularly:  "SMEND"

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2019, 10:30:09 PM »
My mother-in-law regularly mentions that "Have I Got A Little Bit of News For You" is on TV.

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2019, 11:55:34 PM »
"Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into."

Learnt to my bitter cost, it's actually, " here's another nice mess"

http://www.stanlaurelandoliverhardy.com/nicemess.htm

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2019, 12:51:11 PM »
Girlfriend once called it "I'm Sorry I Haven't Got A Clue" and got annoyed when I burst out laughing.

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2019, 02:09:35 PM »
"Vomiting Into the gaping bell- end of Christ."

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2019, 06:45:06 PM »
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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2019, 01:33:09 AM »
Don't tell him, Mike.

I've met a couple of people who've sung "Goodies... Goody-goody gum drops". I think they also liked Spitting Images and Trivial Pursuits.

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Re: Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2019, 01:17:28 PM »
Don't tell him, Mike.

I've met a couple of people who've sung "Goodies... Goody-goody gum drops". I think they also liked Spitting Images and Trivial Pursuits.

big fans of Stars In Your Eyes, are they?