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Comedy lines you can’t quite remember correctly

Started by Ferris, January 03, 2019, 03:12:20 AM

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Ferris

January 03, 2019, 03:12:20 AM
Mine is from Brass Eye (or possibly TDT), Chris Morris talking about technology and is something like "when a 4 speed ford cortina would be the fever-dream of a deranged madman" but I don't know the exact wording and it's irritating the piss out of me.

Help.

Sexton Brackets Drugbust

#2
January 03, 2019, 06:18:03 AM
Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on January 03, 2019, 06:04:54 AM
I don't BELIEVE them!

My mum genuinely always quotes it as, "I just don't believe it."

DrGreggles

#3
January 03, 2019, 06:50:38 AM
My mate's awful Victor Meldrew impression was greatly improved by his catchphrase of "I don't believe you!".

Tikwid

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January 03, 2019, 09:16:34 AM
Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on January 03, 2019, 03:12:20 AM
Mine is from Brass Eye (or possibly TDT), Chris Morris talking about technology and is something like "when a 4 speed ford cortina would be the fever-dream of a deranged madman" but I don't know the exact wording and it's irritating the piss out of me.

Help.
"...a time when a five-speed, three-litre Ford Capri was the stuff of a madman's dreams."

jobotic

#5
January 03, 2019, 09:22:34 AM
My mate: "What you looking at, Willis?"

Sebastian Cobb

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January 03, 2019, 01:47:24 PM
Quote from: DrGreggles on January 03, 2019, 06:50:38 AM
My mate's awful Victor Meldrew impression was greatly improved by his catchphrase of "I don't believe you!".

Hahaha.

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#10
January 03, 2019, 02:58:12 PM
"Now Dougal, those cows over there are big and these ones here are close-up."

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#11
January 03, 2019, 10:26:18 PM
In Red Dwarf, regularly:  "SMEND"

kalowski

#12
January 03, 2019, 10:30:09 PM
My mother-in-law regularly mentions that "Have I Got A Little Bit of News For You" is on TV.

Brundle-Fly

#13
January 03, 2019, 11:55:34 PM
"Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into."

Learnt to my bitter cost, it's actually, " here's another nice mess"

http://www.stanlaurelandoliverhardy.com/nicemess.htm

Cuellar

#14
January 04, 2019, 12:51:11 PM
Girlfriend once called it "I'm Sorry I Haven't Got A Clue" and got annoyed when I burst out laughing.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

#15
January 04, 2019, 02:09:35 PM
"Vomiting Into the gaping bell- end of Christ."

petril

#16
January 04, 2019, 06:45:06 PM
Eric Pedo of Croydon

St_Eddie

#17
January 05, 2019, 01:27:35 AM

Maurice Yeatman

#18
January 05, 2019, 01:33:09 AM
Don't tell him, Mike.

I've met a couple of people who've sung "Goodies... Goody-goody gum drops". I think they also liked Spitting Images and Trivial Pursuits.

petril

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January 05, 2019, 01:17:28 PM
Quote from: Maurice Yeatman on January 05, 2019, 01:33:09 AM
Don't tell him, Mike.

I've met a couple of people who've sung "Goodies... Goody-goody gum drops". I think they also liked Spitting Images and Trivial Pursuits.

big fans of Stars In Your Eyes, are they?
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