Madonna has made an arse of herself

[biggytitbo]

She's had so much plastic surgery now she's starting to resemble a fish, like a sturgeon.

[Shit Good Nose]

Desperately Seeking the Shitter.


Like others, I reckon it's not her arse at all and just something in her back pocket - enormous wallet stuffed with cash, or a pack-a-mac, or summat.

[Sebastian Cobb]

There is obviously a bit of an inbalance when it comes to male celebrities though.

Thank god for people like Simon Cowell turning themselves into a melted waxwork and narrowing the gap.

[St_Eddie]

She's had so much plastic surgery now she's starting to resemble a fish, like a sturgeon.

Mate.  That's an insult to sturgeons everywhere.

[biggytitbo]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Aaargh!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Looks like one of those victorian photos where the dead are propped up on sticks

Not sure what the fuss is about Madonna tho - it's 2019 if she wants a big bum it's her money

[Sarge]

Anyone else heard the rumour that madge formed a company that would but the first 500,000 copies or so of her records upon release?

[St_Eddie]

Anyone else heard the rumour that madge formed a company that would but the first 500,000 copies or so of her records upon release?

Don't know why she needs to form a company to butt things.  Her butt is plenty good for butting things.

[thenoise]

Don't know why she needs to form a company to butt things.  Her butt is plenty good for butting things.

Maybe her butt is the company?  Would certainly save her some butt tax.

[idunnosomename]

Looks like he's got one of those upper-face masks on for posh weird sex balls but its made out of someone elses face