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Shit Good Nose

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2019, 02:50:59 PM »
Take your pick from this range.  Buy enough to fill a bathtub.



I was thinking maybe black Dulux (okay - Proper Job own brand) and a roller...

Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2019, 03:16:11 PM »
Do an Emperor's New Clothes type of thing and turn up in the buff.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2019, 03:20:57 PM »
There were plenty of blue and grey suits at all of my grandparents' funerals. Sombre, dark clothes are fine, it doesn't have to be black.

Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2019, 03:21:29 PM »
I've got one of those grey suits that can do weddings, funerals, interviews etc.

Which is handy because I only ever wear one if someone's getting married or put in the ground.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2019, 03:21:52 PM »
Just wear your school pants, shoes and shirt. Borrow a black tie from somebody.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2019, 04:43:02 PM »
I've got one of those all-purpose suits that I use for weddings, interviews, funerals etc, but extra handily it's black.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2019, 04:48:51 PM »
How about a blue navy skit?  Gay porn actor I know just died.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2019, 04:49:53 PM »
Can't you just wrap a tablecloth around yourself with a black suit drawn on in felt-tip?

Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2019, 04:51:44 PM »
Do an Emperor's New Clothes type of thing and turn up in the buff.

My funeral/wedding/interview getup just serves to highlight the growth in my arse each time its used and my range in movement without it mounting a serious escape attempt lessens.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2019, 05:02:55 PM »
My funeral/wedding/interview getup just serves to highlight the growth in my arse each time its used and my range in movement without it mounting a serious escape attempt lessens.

"Please, take a seat Mr greenman."

"I...I'd rather stand, thanks."

Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2019, 04:21:37 AM »
"Please, take a seat Mr greenman."

"I...I'd rather stand, thanks."

In my defence the trousers are about 15 years old now with a 32 inch waist and a good deal of the extra size is muscle, definitely make sure I'm wearing black underwear with them though.

Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2019, 04:55:51 AM »
If you don't look like a Reservoir Dog, you're not dressed correctly.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2019, 06:15:50 AM »
I wore a dress and lipstick and things of that nature to the last funeral I went to, and I'm a FUCKIN BLOKE, but the dead guy was also a massive bender so it was fine. Probably died of too much COCK up his arse. Anyway sorry about your dead uncle

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2019, 07:41:57 AM »
Edit: wrong thread

Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2019, 08:32:21 AM »
I wore a dress and lipstick and things of that nature to the last funeral I went to, and I'm a FUCKIN BLOKE, but the dead guy was also a massive bender so it was fine. Probably died of too much COCK up his arse. Anyway sorry about your dead uncle

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2019, 12:57:41 PM »
I wore a £35 Asda black suit to a bestie's wedding a few years ago as I was DJing and didn't want to fuck up any of my nice suits crawling about with cables, lights etc. Magnificently hard-wearing polyester made me perspire so prolifically that in all the photos I look like glazed ham. I'll be wearing it again in March to make it look like I'm on the 'winning' side.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2019, 06:22:28 PM »
I went to a funeral recently where the dress code was for black suits. I didn’t have one but the family were fine with me wearing smart black jeans with a black blazer and tie, but apparently some sort of line was crossed and a faux pas was committed when I spent Dies irae through Lacrimosa wanking on my misericord, so in my experience it’s really difficult to say what is and isn’t acceptable for a funeral these days so just make sure you’ve showered and your clothes are clean and everything should be fine.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2019, 06:23:30 PM »
At my Dad's cousin's funeral, recently, everyone wore something yellow, because it was my cousin's favourite colour.

Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2019, 06:25:35 PM »
At my Dad's cousin's funeral, recently, everyone wore something yellow, because it was my cousin's favourite colour.

I'd be sorted with that as I've got this Kid Acne print on a t-shirt.


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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2019, 06:50:44 PM »
At my Dad's cousin's funeral, recently, everyone wore something yellow, because it was my cousin's favourite colour.

Please tell me there was no Coldplay deployed.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2019, 05:55:10 AM »
Edit: wrong thread

I don't see anything wrong with a blue suit myself but if you think they're the wrong threads I respect that.

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Re: Navy blue suit - okay for a family funeral?
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2019, 11:54:17 AM »
I wore a navy blue suit to my Dad's funeral, with "FUCK YOU" written in Tippex on the back in big letters.