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Mumsnet guest thread no. 679: choosing a sofa

Started by pancreas, January 04, 2019, 10:23:45 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

Bully, kill and fuck those around you, also like a king.

Buelligan

Quote from: Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle on January 05, 2019, 09:01:26 AM
Nope.  Me and my partner just find it a bit uncomfortable you weirdo.

Like is attracted to like, as they say.  Happy for you.

Maybe wait before thinking about kids though.

Quote from: Buelligan on January 05, 2019, 09:30:37 AM
Like is attracted to like, as they say.  Happy for you.

Maybe wait before thinking about kids though.

Delightful.  I can't imagine why someone would leave a bag of shit outside your door. 


PlanktonSideburns


Dex Sawash


Just get an Ektorp, they even have a corner one now.

Asking for advice on buying a sofa on CaB is like going to the food bank and asking for advice on your stocks and shares ISA.

Buelligan

Quote from: Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle on January 05, 2019, 10:38:27 AM
Delightful.  I can't imagine why someone would leave a bag of shit outside your door.

It was you then, TFM, makes sense.

I expect you and your partner or mum have super arses.

Buelligan


Paul Calf

Quote from: Buelligan on January 05, 2019, 02:57:47 PM
It was you then, TFM, makes sense.

I expect you and your partner or mum have super arses.

His head looks a bit like an arse.

Because it is bald.

thenoise

Most sofas seem to be designed for people with short calves, but really long upper legs (really long distances between bum and knee).

That or I just don't know how to sit.

Blue Jam


Buelligan

Yeah, probably would but only in a very sexy way.

Cloud

Just make sure DH can fall asleep on it and DD and DS don't jump on it

touchingcloth

Quote from: pancreas on January 04, 2019, 10:23:45 PM
Everyone has these corner things

I have a sofa, and it's fucking fantastic. It's not in the corner, though, so that's where you're going wrong.

Move your corners, hun. xoxoxoxox

Avril Lavigne

Our sofa is way too deep & makes me feel claustrophobic so I tend to just bring one of the kitchen breakfast-bar stools into the living room and sit on that.

Blue Jam


Blue Jam

Oh hai, touchingcloth, nice to see you back. Royal Family (Bullshit) Watch needs you.

Quote from: Buelligan on January 05, 2019, 10:44:37 PM
Yeah, probably would but only in a very sexy way.

It puts me in mind of rugae:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugae

I had been thinking of the rugae in the roof of the mouth, but rugae are also found in the sexy organs so you're probably right.

pancreas

Quote from: touchingcloth on January 06, 2019, 12:56:20 AM
I have a sofa, and it's fucking fantastic. It's not in the corner, though, so that's where you're going wrong.

Move your corners, hun. xoxoxoxox

It's like you never left.

Quote from: Cloud on January 06, 2019, 12:25:25 AM
Just make sure DH can fall asleep on it and DD and DS don't jump on it

DS2 just threw up on mine. 

touchingcloth

Quote from: pancreas on January 06, 2019, 10:02:13 AM
It's like you never left.

Maybe I never did. Ahhhhh.

Which forum is the Royal Bollocks thread in these days?

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Blue Jam on January 05, 2019, 10:29:47 PM
That looks like it might actually eat you.

At the very least it'll eat loads of crumbs and lint and nuts and coins and all the other shit that ends up in sofa's crevices.

touchingcloth

To give the Internet Mummies their due, they do have some threads. This one of a crematorium worker answering all of the questions flung their way is ace - https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3264486-crematorium-technician-here

pancreas


im barry bethel

Fuck the vegans and get a leather one, wipes clean once you've finished fucking vegans.

PlanktonSideburns


pancreas


PlanktonSideburns

I feel like that isn't true.

Would be delighted if you did tho

Jerzy Bondov

Quote from: touchingcloth on January 06, 2019, 05:48:18 PM
To give the Internet Mummies their due, they do have some threads. This one of a crematorium worker answering all of the questions flung their way is ace - https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3264486-crematorium-technician-here
This is a great thread. I especially liked it on Page 20 when, after much sensitive and honest discussion of people's anxieties about cremation, somebody says "Is it true that your head explodes?"

kittens

mr pancreas, my mother wants rid of her two sofas and does not want any money for them. you will just have to drive to the cotswolds and collect them from her house. you are welcome.

mothman

Ooh, the Cotswolds are doable for us, actually, and we need to get rid of ours... tell us more of these sofas?