Serious Request

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Can everyone start calling me " Seduced By Ernest Borgnine ", please ? Seriously, it would be a great help if everyone did this. It would give me * so* much social cachet in the circles in which I move, and everyone would be dead impressed with me if they thought that was my nickname. Can everyone * please* start addressing me by this nickname, really, please? Sincere thanks in advance ( if not, " Unfunny Cunt " 'll do. )

[Glebe]

Borgnine was known to be cruel to geese, and, in 1973, on the set of some disaster movie or summit, locked three geese in a wellington* for four hours.

ALLEGEDLY.

*A wellington boot. With a lock on.

[St_Eddie]

I absolutely will not, under any circumstance, start referring to you as 'Seduced By Ernest Borgnine' and that's that.

Sorry, Seduced By Ernest Borgnine but I'm standing firm on this matter.

[BlodwynPig]

Ernie Borg for short?

[Pingers]

I had an idiot colleague who, in his one funny and non-despicable act in our time forced to coexist in the same building, asked his manager mid-supervision to henceforward refer to him as The African Herbsman. So I'll refer to you as The African Herbsman if you like but that's as far as I'll go.

[PlanktonSideburns]

I had an idiot colleague who, in his one funny and non-despicable act in our time forced to coexist in the same building, asked his manager mid-supervision to henceforward refer to him as The African Herbsman. So I'll refer to you as The African Herbsman if you like but that's as far as I'll go.

Was he an African bloke?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I had an idiot colleague who, in his one funny and non-despicable act in our time forced to coexist in the same building, asked his manager mid-supervision to henceforward refer to him as The African Herbsman. So I'll refer to you as The African Herbsman if you like but that's as far as I'll go.

Yeah, that'll do mate, That's a start. Thank you very much for compliance on your part, it really is very much appreciated. Once again thank you,  and thank you for the relative lack of cynicism in which you responded to this post. You're a gentleman, sir.

[Pingers]

Actually I changed my mind already. And can you call me Caprice from now on?

[BlodwynPig]

Yeah, that'll do mate, That's a start. Thank you very much for compliance on your part, it really is very much appreciated. Once again thank you,  and thank you for the relative lack of cynicism in which you responded to this post. You're a gentleman, sir.

Toad! That's what i'm calling you now. In my waking life and in my dark dreams

[Pingers]

Was he an African bloke?

No. White and stupid

[Gregory Torso]

You alright there, Buggered By Borgnine?

[BlodwynPig]

*Squarepusher slaps cock*

[St_Eddie]

This thread was created in the name of love.  This thread gone done be full of hatred.

Such is life.