Taking a dump

[Blinder Data]

Don't mind me

I said don't mind me fucking hell, look somewhere else ya perv

[Alberon]

I took a dump once. The police made me give it back to the owners.

[St_Eddie]

I took a dump once.

Pfft!  Easy to claim.  Impossible to prove.

[pancreas]

Don't mind me

I said don't mind me fucking hell, look somewhere else ya perv

Wherever I turn, you scuttle into my field of vision, an ever-growing third leg in tow. Is this some sort of performance art?

[Alberon]

Pfft!  Easy to claim.  Impossible to prove.

I've got a signed witness statement from the then current Mayor of Doncaster. So ner!

[St_Eddie]

I've got a signed witness statement from the then current Mayor of Doncaster. So ner!

Well, isn't that just an implausible coincidence?  You see, I'm presently sat with the then current Mayor of Doncaster right now and he said that you're "talking absolute bollocks".

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a then current Mayor to suck off.

[canadagoose]

Let us know how it went, will you?