Author Topic: Where does one buy bricks?  (Read 1870 times)

pancreas

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Where does one buy bricks?
« on: January 07, 2019, 04:13:51 PM »
I want two bricks as my organ bench needs to be raised up. I'm currently using a copy of Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations and some Thomas Hardy books, but they are too wobbly even to be useful for this meagre endeavour—thus rendering them completely worthless, not just qua literature.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2019, 04:15:26 PM »
Building site. Under darkness. Take a couple. What, the children's hospital won't get built if you do that? Get real.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2019, 04:17:28 PM »
ask a bricker

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2019, 04:19:18 PM »
I believe there are some bricks someone left in Görlitz. Maybe try there.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2019, 04:20:36 PM »
Skip out the back of Travis Bickle Perkins

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2019, 04:21:36 PM »
The funny thing about bricks is as soon as you see it you will shit them. Sort of a masonic perpetual motion.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2019, 04:22:13 PM »
just make one, you'll need some butter and self raising flour though

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2019, 04:30:22 PM »
I want two bricks as my organ bench needs to be raised up. I'm currently using a copy of Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations and some Thomas Hardy books, but they are too wobbly even to be useful for this meagre endeavour—thus rendering them completely worthless, not just qua literature.

Use the actual hymn books.  It says that is what they are for.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2019, 04:35:07 PM »
I want two bricks as my organ bench needs to be raised up. I'm currently using a copy of Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations and some Thomas Hardy books

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2019, 04:35:34 PM »
I want two bricks as my organ doesn't qualify for a vasectomy on the NHS

pancreas

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2019, 04:41:36 PM »
Incidentally, look at this:


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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2019, 04:44:05 PM »

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2019, 04:46:05 PM »
Presumably you're assuming that bricks are delivered in their thousands, in packs which have to be moved about by forklift trucks - which they are, but Wickes (or other ersatz builders' merchants) will sell you one or two bricks quite happily.

Alternatively, if you have the time to look for them, they can often be acquired for free from skips.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2019, 04:57:00 PM »
'Caster'-bridge, you see, because... casters.

Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2019, 04:57:26 PM »
Just get a chisel and a lumphammer, and knock a couple out of the back of your house.

pancreas

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2019, 04:58:57 PM »
Just get a chisel and a lumphammer, and knock a couple out of the back of your house.

Don't be stupid. If you did that, all the rooms would fall out.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2019, 05:10:36 PM »
Just click here.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2019, 05:14:50 PM »
'Cause me to come...thoughtfully'

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2019, 05:23:17 PM »
What floor surface is they going to be on?

If it's a wood floor might a brick scratch it to fuck?

Also have you bought that sofa yet? please don't tell me you've moved onto this brick thing before sorting that out

Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2019, 05:25:27 PM »
I've got spare in my garden if that helps.

Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2019, 05:25:57 PM »
Although I realise it's a long way for you to move your bench.

pancreas

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2019, 05:48:48 PM »
What floor surface is they going to be on?

If it's a wood floor might a brick scratch it to fuck?

Also have you bought that sofa yet? please don't tell me you've moved onto this brick thing before sorting that out

I decline to answer in case answering might incriminate me further.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2019, 05:58:57 PM »
Your silence speaks a disappointing but informative pamphlet, like one a doctor might hand you.

You should maybe get some wooden plinths rather than a brick:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Solid-Hard-wood-Oak-display-bases-and-plinths-many-sizes-wooden-base-/141867916061

The sort of brick you get from a wilco or a home Base is probably going to crack under the pressures of your gyrating, cavorting terry Jones esque rear end, get something a little less savage. If wooden floor then get some little rubber feet for the plinth inni

Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2019, 06:00:59 PM »
I want two bricks as my organ bench needs to be raised up. I'm currently using a copy of Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations and some Thomas Hardy books, but they are too wobbly even to be useful for this meagre endeavour—thus rendering them completely worthless, not just qua literature.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2019, 07:19:47 PM »
Well I don't  think  you can get them on Amazon, but a brick and mortar store ought to have them

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2019, 07:27:18 PM »
When you go to Travis Perkins you'll shit buy bricks.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2019, 08:06:48 PM »
Jewsons does.

Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2019, 08:47:13 PM »
If you want lovingly hand crafted ones try Etsy.

Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2019, 10:22:21 PM »
Just leave a couple of Jamaican Ginger cakes out in the sun to dry, you have to actively fight of insects during the drying process.

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Re: Where does one buy bricks?
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2019, 10:33:50 PM »
I want two bricks as my organ bench needs to be raised up. I'm currently using a copy of Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations and some Thomas Hardy books, but they are too wobbly even to be useful for this meagre endeavour—thus rendering them completely worthless, not just qua literature.

Which organ?