X Factor 2025

[poo]

Winner becomes a peenhog for Nossage the Glowne

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Acts:

Shalom ZeGrebb
The Fridge
Pylon T-¥™
Lallis Mageftoran
Y-2-Kay Burley
Ins & Outz
Peter Beardsley
Hagrid 4000
Maximo Carr
Cheek2GeekF®€@K
Foamy Zaza
Kids In Africa
Tanzen Mit Wolfy
Research Fellow Plow DaMonz
Alastair Corngold
Dave Grave
Xanta Claus
Burn Dox '96
Gymnace
Horse 31
LifeKing©
ISIS On Tour
Michael George
Dorito Boss
Bono of Sex
Effemin8
Duke Legend
Shahid the Ponce
Donglang Poodaphile
Global Logistics
Proper Lad
Senza Scuomo Por Favor
Lampard of R'n'B
Anusly Stubbs
Gary from Lodnon
Bathmate
PPI
Glen sponsored by Experian Credit
Cream
Grolschspakka
Oien Dooeooanan
Divock Origi
Raymond
BIG FELLAS
Meat and Justice
On Da Prowl
Fingercatz
Moonbloom
Castleford Tight Soilers Crew
D8R8pe
Cheryl Poonis
Skylite
Steven Deluxe Vance
Cancelled
Instagraham
Todd Gap
Radeberger Gruppe
Emoshanalphantasy
Heteros
Yuan Sass
Goblin Queen
New Zealand Sounds
Adolf GTR
Philadelphia Pisstryst
Son-Tan
Homoeffekt
Ed Gee
Brony Electra
Dead At Christmas
Ane Maoung
Fun Times!
Pettit
Graveraper Juniors
Spoiler ALERT
Meeshel Angeles
Amerida Malady
Beb
California XLR8Shun
Horace and His Dog Leodis
Jonathan Agnew
Quimdawg
Smearu
Absolute Damage Bastards
Male Deal
Grobin
U$ & Th€m
Men-Ace
Halifax Ejacust*rs
The Big Men
Hideous Scottish Cunt
Parasi+e
Demald & Co
Naomi Go Hatstand 4 U
Divisional
Sexual Orientation Woman
Gavin the Louse
Detritus 2019
Frogword
Touchééé
Flym
Mohammed
Radx
Netflix & Chille
DONDO ESTA CHIPS
Wanka

[poo]

Laughed. Think Gavin the Louse is my favourite.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Michaelcela the hermaphrodite is favourite to win. 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The show always has its share of sob-stories.  Tonight is no exception.  David bravely soldiers on, despite the ongoing grief of losing his father on one of the manned Mars landings.  Sue sticks to a strict regime of singing practice, shrugging off the chemical poisoning she suffered in the continuing civil war between the Bloody Knights of Allah and White Warriors of the World.

[Bum Flaps]

Last few contestants have now been confirmed:

Tofu Flymo
Sudden Gust
The BIG Ladz
Undeniable Glances
Tess La
12thre3
Konstitutional Uncertainty
Leo Bu'um
Stella Patois

[Glebe]

Chaggo the Bluff-Clowne has impressed the judges with her five-minute rendition of Harry Nilsson's 'Without You', which she gargled through a hosepipe.

[pancreas]

Chaggo the Bluff-Clowne has impressed the judges with her five-minute rendition of Harry Nilsson's 'Without You', which she gargled through a hosepipe.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house.