I should like to take issue with **Elvin Bishop**. In 1975, he informed us that he "must have been through about a million girls". Impressive yes, but will it bear mathematical scrutiny? Mr Bishop was 33 at the time. Let's assume he commenced his sexual career at the age of 16 (no funny business here, ok) so that means he has had 17 years in which to pursue his gruesome deeds. That divides to a dehydrating 58,823 girls per year, which again resolves to 161 girls/day, and ~7 girls per hour, assuming Elves was "on the job" 24 hours a day. Now ignoring time for eating, sleeping, defecating, recording crap songs, "shooting the shit", and other essential pursuits, our man Mr EB has to woo his lady of the moment in a brisk 8 and a half minutes. Or let's assume a refectory period of 30 seconds, then 8 minutes to get "through" her and on to the next unfortunate candidate. Now I'm not suggesting this is impossible, but perhaps *unlikely*?