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Songs with a fundamentally flawed premise

Started by Twed, January 09, 2019, 11:03:47 AM

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Pauline Walnuts

Quote from: hummingofevil on January 15, 2019, 01:37:32 AM

"I'm not the type to take sluts out, I just fuck they guts out
Get my nuts out, then break the fuck out."


Fuck their guts out, Shirley?


New page Grammanazism

MiddleRabbit

I don't know if it's fundamentally flawed, but listening to She Loves You, there's a line that goes, 'She said you hurt her so, she almost lost her mind,', followed up with, 'And now she says she knows, you're not the hurting kind,'

Stockholm syndrome, very short memory, denial, or what?

popcorn

I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That).

Meat Loaf does not know whether he's coming or going.

Icehaven

Surely some kind of intervention would have been called by Linda Perry's neighbours if she really did step outside every morning, get high, and scream "WHAT'S GOIN' ON?" from the top of her lungs. It'd be really antisocial and annoying.


pigamus

There could have been a jailbreak at the courthouse or the police station.

TrenterPercenter

Paula Abdul taking two steps forward whilst a cartoon cat takes two steps back would not imply opposites attracting rather repelling each other.

Icehaven

What's so notable about being 'Born Slippy'? Everyone is.

Lordofthefiles

"I'll Make Love to You" - Boyz II Men

...Not while there's breath left in my lungs you won't*.


*Unless we're talking roofies, or your three mates holding me down beyond my wriggling exhaustion.

Pauline Walnuts

Everybody Wants to Rule the World.

No they don't.

ToneLa

There She Goes

What if she doesn't? As the, let's be honest here, very least of the possible issues arising from such pronouns.

Sebastian Cobb

Billy Bragg's Handyman Blues just sounds like someone using 'being an artist' as a cop out to not do any basic DIY.

He makes becoming proficient at it something you're born with or not, which for most people isn't the case.

Clownbaby

In the song drips by Eminem, Obie Trice has unprotected sex with a woman he's just met and catches a sexually transmitted disease. He thinks this makes her some kind of devious sexual mastermind when in reality it does not

lb99

From Forgot About Dre:
Quote from: 'Eminem"
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out

Well it wasn't them that burnt down the house as they still had a can full of gas and a handful of matches.

TheMonk

Cat Stevens: "You're still young, that's your fault"... It is?

Twed

I think it means "that's the fault with you".

Quote from: popcorn on January 20, 2019, 12:09:16 PM
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That).

Meat Loaf does not know whether he's coming or going.

"I'd lie for you and that's the truth."

Which part of that statement are we supposed to believe, Meat?