Author Topic: Royal Rumble sweepstake  (Read 1748 times)

Royal Rumble sweepstake
« on: January 09, 2019, 04:29:35 PM »
WWE's Royal Rumble is on January 28th. So sign up if you want to play along. No karma points of course, but the sense of superiority over fellow Cabbers to the winner.

There are 2 Rumbles these days, so potentially 60 spots available! I'll draw from the men's first and then the women's. If less than 60 enter (very likely), on a first come first served basis, an entry in both men's & women's will be assigned.

Already entered:

Deanjam
Ja'moke
Timothy

up_the_hampipe

  • Crowd appeaser
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2019, 04:36:06 PM »
I'd like to deglare my participation in the Royal Rimble.

boki

  • Defecranium
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2019, 04:45:28 PM »
Droppin' my hat in the ring like my name was Mark.

BlodwynPig

  • Throwing two dogs at a goblin
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2019, 05:20:24 PM »
Let's get ready to be humbled. In

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2019, 05:29:59 PM »
Yis pls

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2019, 05:34:43 PM »
In

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2019, 05:39:41 PM »
In please.

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2019, 05:44:57 PM »
What is this?

up_the_hampipe

  • Crowd appeaser
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2019, 06:04:36 PM »
What is this?

Free tickets for the Rumble PPV. Enter your name for a chance to win :)

BlodwynPig

  • Throwing two dogs at a goblin
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2019, 06:09:40 PM »
What is this?

Only for the big lads of the forum, mate.

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2019, 09:19:05 PM »
In

Mobius

  • he who hingeth aboot getteth hee haw
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2019, 09:23:20 PM »
Me please

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2019, 10:12:14 PM »
in.

Delete Delete Delete

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Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2019, 11:31:46 PM »
All In.

chveik

  • Her Laugh Is Like A Flock Of Tiny Birds
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2019, 12:25:38 AM »
Only for the big lads of the forum, mate.

count me in then

Golden E. Pump

  • Basically Morris Day.
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2019, 12:35:57 AM »
Listen up, dweebs. Shut up. You heard it here first. Golden E. Pump is going to win the 2019 Royal Rumble. It won't be because the crowd will be spurring me on, because, well frankly, right now I look out and see nothing but a bunch of balding losers and on January 27th at the Royal Rumble it won't be any different. A bunch a phimosis-suffering, balding pathetic losers who need a hero like me. No. I'm winning this for me. After the last man has been ejected from my ring, and the referee raises these pretty hands high in the air, I'll be able to stare at your fat little faces and know that ultimately, perfection prevails. You heard it here first. If that upsets a load of liberal snowflakes it's just going to make me want it more. I'll use those tears to slick back my hair as I prepare to conquer. You can cheer if you like but I won't be listening. You might as well go and dig a bunch of holes in the ground and prepare yourselves to get in mass grave. I only listen to my own heartbeat; march to the beat of my own drum. Your heartbeats are weak. You're all dead soon. I'm not. I'm very much alive and when the dream comes to life at the Royal Rumble, my victory will herald in a new Golden E. Era for CAB, and no ugly little bitch is going to share in my limelight. This is for me. This victory will be all mine. So quit basking in my sun, because you don't deserve it, and these chiselled features don't want tan lines from your shade. And when I go onto Cabblemania to win my title, and after I've refused to sign autographs from the legions of newfound Pumpettes waving greasy pizza menus and marker pens at me in the parking lot, it'll suddenly dawn on you: "he's right. All that glitters is Golden E. Pump."

Yeah, I might be up for this, I reckon.

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2019, 12:41:41 AM »
*White meat babyface promo*

I'm in.

Golden E. Pump

  • Basically Morris Day.
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2019, 12:45:35 AM »
*Attacks bgmnts backstage*

This is for the big lads of the forum, junior.

I'm taking this too far aren't I?

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2019, 12:48:17 AM »
*Attacks bgmnts backstage*


MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD!

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Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2019, 01:05:20 AM »
30 men, Top Rope. Wrestlemania!

lebowskibukowski

  • Probably On A Register
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2019, 08:05:07 AM »
I'll have a go. Is Fandango in it?

Moribunderast

  • What is your place in my glorification?
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2019, 08:32:29 AM »
I'm all in, baybay!

kitsofan34

  • everybody's clever nowadays
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2019, 09:24:58 AM »
in, all.

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2019, 04:40:39 PM »
I'll have a go. Is Fandango in it?

Probably not.

20 entered so far:

Deanjam
Ja'moke
Timothy
up_the_hampipe
boki
BlodwynPig
Swoz_MK
madhair60
hummingofevil
confettiinmyhair
Mobius
rjd2
Delete Delete Delete
chveik
Golden E. Pump
bgmnts
Delete Delete Delete
lebowskibukowski
Moribunderast
kitsofan34

BlodwynPig

  • Throwing two dogs at a goblin
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2019, 05:34:40 PM »
Delete 3x2 there!

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2019, 05:51:14 PM »
Delete 3x2 there!

Bugger, Bugger, Bugger!

19 entered so far:

Deanjam
Ja'moke
Timothy
up_the_hampipe
boki
BlodwynPig
Swoz_MK
madhair60
hummingofevil
confettiinmyhair
Mobius
rjd2
Delete Delete Delete
chveik
Golden E. Pump
bgmnts
lebowskibukowski
Moribunderast
kitsofan34

gmoney

  • Hug a jug of wine
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2019, 08:04:53 PM »
In

mikeyg27

  • That's one way of doing it.
Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2019, 08:22:17 PM »
Yes! Yes! Yes!

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2019, 11:19:42 AM »
Count me in you Minnesota sweat-hogs.

Re: Royal Rumble sweepstake
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2019, 11:15:52 AM »
22.

Deanjam
Ja'moke
Timothy
up_the_hampipe
boki
BlodwynPig
Swoz_MK
madhair60
hummingofevil
confettiinmyhair
Mobius
rjd2
Delete Delete Delete
chveik
Golden E. Pump
bgmnts
lebowskibukowski
Moribunderast
kitsofan34
gmoney
mikeyg27
Wentworth Smith