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Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« on: January 10, 2019, 07:50:39 AM »
" Help " by The Beatles- Yes, the person singing that song certainly does seem like they need a bit of help.

" Trouble " by Pink- Yes, that Pink certainly *is* trouble! She sounds like she'd be quite a handful!

" Fuck Off " by Jayne County and the Electric Chairs- Yes, It's not unreasonable for Jayne to tell you to go away ( albeit in a somewhat aggressive manner ), if you're not going to have sexual intercourse with her.

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Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2019, 10:21:01 AM »
Depeche Mode: People Are People

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Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2019, 10:57:23 AM »
Rolling Stones - 'Brown Sugar'.  They're right, it really does taste so good.

Heroin is nice too.

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Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2019, 11:56:19 AM »
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off To Have A Good Time.

It's true. I went to Legoland again last year and for the first time in years, I wasn't frogmarched by security out of the park.

Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2019, 12:07:43 PM »
Venetian Snares wonders into the forum with A Penis is just a Great Big Clitoris with a Piss Hole but isn't sure which thread to post in.

Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2019, 12:19:52 PM »
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off To Have A Good Time.

It's true. I went to Legoland again last year and for the first time in years, I wasn't frogmarched by security out of the park.

If only yer man Jermaine heeded his own advice eh.

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Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2019, 12:35:44 PM »
Rolling Stones - 'Brown Sugar'.  They're right, it really does taste so good.

By contrast, Grand Funk were way off with 'Black Licorice'. "She wraps me up in her slender legs, her hot black skin to mine". Nothing about its laxative effects or bootlaces.

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Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2019, 12:46:53 PM »
If only yer man Jermaine heeded his own advice eh.

CaB can be very dark at times.

Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2019, 01:12:41 PM »
CaB can be very dark at times.

I didn't get it, so I had to wikipedia him. Had no idea he died at 39, over 20 years ago.

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Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2019, 02:26:40 PM »
"I Say Fuck" by The Supersuckers.  Yes, you do. Yes, sir, you do indeed.

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Re: Songs With A Perfectly Sound Premise
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2019, 02:39:27 PM »
Snooker Loopy.  Hard to credit now, perhaps, but when this came out snookerballs really had captured the imagination of a nation.  People up and down the country were enraptured by the gentle sound of Alex Higgins threatening to have Dennis Taylor's daughter's boyfriend kneecapped leather on willow on Subbuteo cloth mounted on some sort of table affair.  Dig your 'potting boots' out and get 'em laced on!