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Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« on: January 10, 2019, 12:39:06 PM »
This popped up in the local daily. House or Restaurant? I'm inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt.

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/orlando-williams-japanese-restaurant-norwich-1-5845867

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2019, 12:48:04 PM »
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“I was a bit peeved off because it is a nice residential area around here.”

But now there's a restaurant. It's the last days of Rome.

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2019, 12:52:57 PM »
私でをしでbys

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2019, 12:56:56 PM »
私の裏庭でそれをしないでくださいbys

Racist.



Most of the complaints seem to be about the fact that he didn't get planning permission to "be" a restaurant ("hello, I am Orlando Williams and I am a restaurant...not a Japanese restaurant, though - that is wrong").  Whenever a new non-English place opens round our way, we throw a little party, not rush to the local news and Council and complain about someone surreptitiously turning themselves into a restaurant.

"Eat what you want from off my naked body, just like they do in Japan.  But I'm STILL not a Japanese restaurant.  That is wrong."

I'm gonna book a table for tonight and then just turn up at his house anyway and order some tempura.

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2019, 12:57:29 PM »
Surrounded by tempura exclusionary residential f

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2019, 01:15:50 PM »
Are all local newsaper sites designed by the same company or is it just coincidence that they all have a screen covering pop-up about cookies that won't go away and crashes my bloody computer?
Anyway right at the end it says it's about to get planning approval to be a B&B, which I suspect was a use more likely to be approved than a restaurant. Sushi for breakfast anyone? Go to love that picture of him too, the butter-wouldn't-melt expression and the suspicious pinny.

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2019, 01:19:32 PM »
Sushi for breakfast anyone?

Absolutely.  Problem is it never fills me up.  I've spent £40 to £50 on sushi and sashimi before now, and still left hungry.  I fucking love it, but have it rarely.  Maybe Orlando is the man to fill me up with sushi?

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2019, 01:26:45 PM »
Won't somebody think of the house prices??

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2019, 01:27:40 PM »
<Arthur Lee considers song title alteration>

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2019, 01:31:18 PM »
Won't somebody think of the house prices??

"Price dropped due to fishy smell"

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2019, 01:45:53 PM »
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My new favourite post.

Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2019, 10:53:45 AM »
How does nobody know? If you walk in, is there Japanese food being served? If its a house, surely you can't just walk in for a dabble of tempura.

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Re: Is the house really a Japanese restaurant?
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2019, 11:26:09 AM »
How does nobody know? If you walk in, is there Japanese food being served? If its a house, surely you can't just walk in for a dabble of tempura.

He seems to have got round that by applying for permission to be a B&B, just one in which you can sit at a table and be served Japanese food for an additional cost.