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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #120 on: July 05, 2019, 08:14:01 PM »
holy fuckin shit she done it

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« Reply #121 on: July 05, 2019, 08:14:08 PM »
Fucking hell Coco!

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« Reply #122 on: July 05, 2019, 08:15:32 PM »
I mean fair fucks and everything you have to say. I couldn't have done that when I was 15.

Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #123 on: July 05, 2019, 08:16:02 PM »
Low quality match, but the coward lost so all right with the world. Hercog had the game done, but got nervous and pushed like mad. Fuck that shit.

Halep really should put an end to this Gauff run though.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #124 on: July 05, 2019, 08:16:50 PM »
Low quality match, but the coward lost so all right with the world. Hercog had the game done, but got nervous and pushed like mad. Fuck that shit.

Halep really should put an end to this Gauff run though.

They'll be hailing her as the New Serena for years to come. Hope that doesn't damage her career.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #125 on: July 05, 2019, 08:16:53 PM »
was so sure the dream was over. i even used my coco's popped joke. but she still in. fok me. gwon coco

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« Reply #126 on: July 05, 2019, 08:52:29 PM »
Polona Hercog has made 2 and half million off of playing tennis. With a back hand that's barely the action of a functioning human being, let alone a professional sporting person.

Halep - Gauff should be good. Both athletic, good movers, both got the winning mentality. I can see Gauff raising her game and bouncing off Halep's quality.

Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #127 on: July 06, 2019, 01:26:43 PM »
My prediction is that one day Bencic will do a Youzhny and brain herself with her racket. She made losing into an art form there.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #128 on: July 06, 2019, 07:27:58 PM »

Wimbledon is the epitome of Centrist Britain

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"Come on Andy!"

"Come on Serena!

"Come on Andy!"

"Come on Tim!"

It's a tiresome old gag but even Tim Henman is being backed more than Andreas Mies and Alexa Guarachi...

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #129 on: July 08, 2019, 01:46:58 PM »
Women's tennis right now. Absolute state.

Meet the new Queen, shitter than the last one


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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #130 on: July 08, 2019, 01:50:17 PM »
Why lovely Petra v Konta

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« Reply #131 on: July 08, 2019, 02:28:26 PM »
Women's tennis right now. Absolute state.

I actually prefer it to the mens. At least it's unpredictable.

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« Reply #132 on: July 08, 2019, 03:05:12 PM »
I actually prefer it to the mens. At least it's unpredictable.


Agreed.

Djokovic v Nadal/Federer nailed on here.

No young players doing anything whatsoever.


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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #133 on: July 08, 2019, 03:09:45 PM »
Gauff will win the Wimbledon.

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« Reply #134 on: July 08, 2019, 03:14:16 PM »
I WAS THERE when Murray and Herbert lost. Just saying. Very bad tempered match. Lots of sarcasm being lobbed around by Murray.

I WAS ALSO THERE when Clarke and Gauff lost. Pity. I also watched Kvitova win. And some tennis #lads sitting right behind Azarenka in her doubles match with Barty at the end of the day, pissed up, dressed in all the tennis gear, shouting vague words of encouragement/harassment at Victoria in the breaks. "LOVE YOU VICKY" haha yes lad, get in, she heard that, yes.

I was on telly too, so if you watch the entirety of Saturday's court 2 action you will see me, live in the flesh. That'll be exciting for you won't it? I won't tell you when, so you'll have to guess!!

Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #135 on: July 08, 2019, 03:18:05 PM »
Are you this twat?


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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #136 on: July 08, 2019, 03:31:41 PM »
Looks like Gauff is a bit ill - the doctor has just been down to the court.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #137 on: July 08, 2019, 03:32:11 PM »
Does Gauff have the squits?

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #138 on: July 08, 2019, 03:35:14 PM »
Clearly starting to wish she'd never had that vindaloo last night.

Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #139 on: July 08, 2019, 04:11:40 PM »
Team Muchova.

Great match with Pliskova atm.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #140 on: July 08, 2019, 04:20:55 PM »
Gauff will win the Wimbledon.

Jinxed fuck out of her. Get in.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #141 on: July 08, 2019, 04:29:39 PM »
Christ I had no idea about Kvitova getting slashed 3 years ago! That's mental. I want her to beat Konta now.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #142 on: July 08, 2019, 05:06:22 PM »
Tennis: The Plodding Inevitability of It.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #143 on: July 08, 2019, 06:17:40 PM »
Personally I'm going to enjoy the remainder of the glorious era of the three best players who have ever tennised a ball. The fact they win everything by being astonishingly, amazingly good hasn't worn thin for me. And it makes the achievements of lesser players like Cilic, Murray and Wawrinka look rightly all the better. I'll miss Federer floating around, Nadal and his ridiculous curving shots, Djokovic and his head of hair like like an otters pelt. And all of of them giving short shrift to boring lanky serving bastards. The era of Zverev et al ain't exciting me one bit.

Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #144 on: July 08, 2019, 06:44:33 PM »
Berrettini's making me eat words a little. At least compete you daft git, won't make it an hour at this rate.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #145 on: July 08, 2019, 07:33:20 PM »
Been the shittest Wimbledon I've ever watched (I've not seen much of the last 3) haven't seen a decent match yet. Every one I've seen has barely been competitive. Not a very astute observation but in the olden days I used to wish this fortnight would go on forever. Not arsed mate.

Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #146 on: July 08, 2019, 07:54:27 PM »
There's been some good matches on the outer courts, but the show courts have been largely shite. That's the trouble with picking stars over match-ups. Thank goodness for the red button.

Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #147 on: July 08, 2019, 08:05:13 PM »
Camera man clearly got a hard-on for the Pella missus juding by the non stop close ups of her.

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Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #148 on: July 08, 2019, 08:11:24 PM »
I actually prefer it to the mens. At least it's unpredictable.

Too much, to the point where there's no-one to back.

The fact Halep is around the top by virtue of little other than grim consistency says it all. Imagine a player like David Ferrer being the leading male player. It's simply evidence that there is no elite level anymore. It's just committed chugger fetches, flash in the pan stars and various hideously inconsistent mediocre charisma vacuums.

Re: Tennis 2019
« Reply #149 on: July 08, 2019, 08:12:45 PM »
Pella continues to be the slayer of servebots.

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