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CaB repartee memes that still raise a smile

Started by gib, January 11, 2019, 11:26:02 PM

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gib

They're all xyz by the time...
Parklife!
musical artist considers rewrite

Still clinging on - This doesn't look good for Corbyn, your mum

No longer trending - that's what she said, then i got off the bus

buttgammon

I BAMLEM JACK BUAER

I still say "get on that fruit machine my son" sometimes, but that's not really a meme.

bgmnts

Thr worst thing is that you.


Or whatever it is. Still makes me chuckle.


canadagoose


gib

when did 'because you touch yourself at night' die out?

touchingcloth


kalowski


touchingcloth

Quote from: canadagoose on January 11, 2019, 11:32:46 PM
Not arsed

Get in grave

I liked when "get in grave" became just "grave", and I wet myself like a toilet once when Noodle Lizard responded to something with "graaaaaave".

On your other one - arsed, mate. Cigs.

touchingcloth


gib

I BET YOU DO YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS etc

who's the expert on the history of this one?


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: gib on January 11, 2019, 11:38:04 PM
I BET YOU DO YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS etc

who's the expert on the history of this one?

Probably me. Although this isn't the only forum I've seen it on. It's just too good to claim I reckon.

bgmnts

Quote from: gib on January 11, 2019, 11:38:04 PM
I BET YOU DO YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS etc

who's the expert on the history of this one?

Didn't someone tweet that to Marc Almond?

madhair60


pigamus

Original version of X deemed "not a success".

If only because even my shittest iterations of this joke used to get +1 karma from lovely old Dex Sawash back in the day.

touchingcloth


touchingcloth

Do the lickout twins still feature? Or Gary and his future helmet?

Anything related to Benest's of Millbrook and Fineprice (Captain two-lit-AAAAAAR) never stops being amusing.

The drumbeat of success.

Wine, the glory of a meal.

Porterage where necessary.

Chipsteaks prepared 'under relentless supervision.'

You will love them.

As memories of 1988 disappear into the mists...

https://youtu.be/WxcnJ9S0O4c

https://twitter.com/ChannelArchive/status/929786399934447617


pigamus

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on January 12, 2019, 12:23:04 AM
Anything related to Benest's of Millbrook and Fineprice (Captain two-lit-AAAAAAR) never stops being amusing.

The drumbeat of success.

Wine, the glory of a meal.

Porterage where necessary.

Chipsteaks prepared 'under relentless supervision.'

You will love them.

As memories of 1988 disappear into the mists...

https://youtu.be/WxcnJ9S0O4c

https://twitter.com/ChannelArchive/status/929786399934447617



+1

Genuinely sulking a bit that you did all of of them so that I couldn't do one.

Ferris


Quote from: pigamus on January 12, 2019, 12:34:41 AM
+1

Genuinely sulking a bit that you did all of of them so that I couldn't do one.

There must be many more from the Captain's repertoire, surely?

pancreas

Ok, try that and see what happens to your account.

Is that a Shoulders one?

Also

Careful mate
XXX there
XXX that
Careful

Comedy of menace. All very Pinter.

touchingcloth

Careful mate is shoulders, I think. I'd put ten good pennies on the originating thread involving the moon.

Careful mate
Moon that.
Careful.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: pigamus on January 12, 2019, 12:34:41 AM
+1

Genuinely sulking a bit that you did all of of them so that I couldn't do one.

TREMENDOUS PROTEIN VALUE

non capisco

"Quick, before the momentum!" doesn't get used enough these days, although admittedly I don't go in the Jeremy Corbyn threads.

Captain Z

I miss the tags so much. The "Quotes you have memorised" thread would already be full of purposefully mangled entries by now.

JesusAndYourBush

Delboy falling through the bar rarely if ever gets a mention any more, and any of the other OFAH ones, Rodney hangs Uncle Alberts medals on his semi, etc.

garnish

Cassandra's miscarriage, that was another one.

Ferris

Quote from: JesusAndYourBush on January 12, 2019, 01:48:59 AM
Delboy falling through the bar rarely if ever gets a mention any more, and any of the other OFAH ones, Rodney hangs Uncle Alberts medals on his semi, etc.

Still alive and well on HS Art.

pigamus

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on January 12, 2019, 12:36:31 AM
There must be many more from the Captain's repertoire, surely?

Not really. He didn't have unlimited funds, you know. He wasn't the Kwik Save!