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dr beat

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Snooker 2019
« on: January 12, 2019, 03:17:07 PM »
The UK Masters, that gleaming beacon in the mid-January wilderness (or it might be Willie Thorne's bonce), starts tomorrow.

So you should know the pack drill by now

That MS Paint drawing of Stephen Lee
Ding Junhui eating pies
That tarpaulin in Willie Thorne's greenhouse

etc etc.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2019, 03:32:46 PM »

BlodwynPig

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2019, 04:02:51 PM »
Don't like fat men going thin.

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2019, 12:34:33 PM »
Some tasty draws in the first round, Trump v Kylo Ren possibly being the highlight, but Ding Junhui v Lisowski could be good too.  Also Brecel v Allen which is first up today.

Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2019, 12:41:45 PM »

That MS Paint drawing of Stephen Lee

Do you mean Shaun Murphy or is there one I don't know about?

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2019, 01:21:06 PM »
I always assumed it was Stephen Lee but I can see the resemblance to Murphy.  I hope the latter isn't commentating.  I fear he will.

Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2019, 02:16:02 PM »
I think it should be posted so we can analyse it...

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2019, 02:21:08 PM »

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2019, 02:21:50 PM »



Phew, is it getting hot in here or what.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2019, 02:48:33 PM »
Hotter than the dead centre of a freshly-baked...




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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2019, 03:14:31 PM »


The artist formerly known as Ding Jinhui.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2019, 04:14:36 PM »
Racist.

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2019, 06:36:13 PM »
I still can't believe Luca Brecel is only 23. Did he do the paper round for all of Belgium?

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2019, 06:36:52 PM »
He also looks like a CaBber.

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2019, 08:03:30 PM »
Is that Liz Lemon from 30 Rock in the audience?

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2019, 11:07:50 PM »
HAHA BYE-BYE GAMMON CHIN

Ryan Day got his act together to a spectacular degree in that final frame.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2019, 01:00:27 PM »
What a fantastic frame by Odo to knock out the cheating, hang-dog faced cunt. And that fucking green to snooker Higgins earlier in the game was sublime.

Shame that Allen and Brecel had to play each other so early on - really pacey and interesting snooker from both of them. Brecel is looking so strong this season - it's only a matter of time before he gets into the top ten in my view.

Chomping at the bit now to see O'Sullivan thrash Bingham.

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2019, 04:52:57 PM »
O'Sullivan through after beating Bingham via a black ball tie-breaker.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2019, 06:02:12 PM »
Great to see gobshite Norn Iron Svejk and hangdog pallid sports cheat GONE

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2019, 07:28:25 PM »
Our Ding-A-Ling looking very comfortable here...

Has John Virgo said "HIS ENGLISH IS IMPROVING" yet?

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2019, 07:35:03 PM »
"Ding will be pleasantly pleased with what's happened"

Yeah, cheers for that insight, Dennis.

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2019, 08:10:25 PM »
Ding and Lisowski have been going hard on the pink ball for almost 20 minutes now.

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2019, 08:34:21 PM »
Ooh I love how Ding squeezed in tight behind the brown!

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2019, 09:08:54 PM »
Ah I was worried there would be no ghastly hideous freaks to insult tonight but it seems Stuart Bingham is there.

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2019, 09:13:10 PM »
Seriously Ding v Lisowski has been a great match, Lisowski unlucky to be 5-0 down.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2019, 09:14:06 PM »
Ah I was worried there would be no ghastly hideous freaks to insult tonight but it seems Stuart Bingham is there.

Bingham looks so amphibian he could be Nigel Farage's son. EDIT: Nah, that's harsh- he looks more like Steve Pemberton.
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BlodwynPig

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2019, 09:25:19 PM »
Great to see gobshite Norn Iron Svejk and hangdog pallid sports cheat GONE

Have to say, well done on knocking Higgins out, mate.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2019, 09:38:44 PM »
Bingham looks so amphibian he could be Nigel Farage's son.

He's a Deep One


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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2019, 08:58:58 PM »
Murphy all over the shop here, 5-0 down against Hawkins.

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2019, 12:02:34 AM »
Oh yes that made for enjoyable viewing.