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Snooker 2019

Started by dr beat, January 12, 2019, 03:17:07 PM

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dr beat

The UK Masters, that gleaming beacon in the mid-January wilderness (or it might be Willie Thorne's bonce), starts tomorrow.

So you should know the pack drill by now

That MS Paint drawing of Stephen Lee
Ding Junhui eating pies
That tarpaulin in Willie Thorne's greenhouse

etc etc.

Blue Jam


BlodwynPig

Don't like fat men going thin.

dr beat

Some tasty draws in the first round, Trump v Kylo Ren possibly being the highlight, but Ding Junhui v Lisowski could be good too.  Also Brecel v Allen which is first up today.

monolith

Quote from: dr beat on January 12, 2019, 03:17:07 PM

That MS Paint drawing of Stephen Lee

Do you mean Shaun Murphy or is there one I don't know about?

dr beat

I always assumed it was Stephen Lee but I can see the resemblance to Murphy.  I hope the latter isn't commentating.  I fear he will.

monolith

I think it should be posted so we can analyse it...

biggytitbo


biggytitbo


Blue Jam

Hotter than the dead centre of a freshly-baked...




BlodwynPig


biggytitbo


dr beat

I still can't believe Luca Brecel is only 23. Did he do the paper round for all of Belgium?

dr beat

He also looks like a CaBber.

dr beat

Is that Liz Lemon from 30 Rock in the audience?

Blue Jam

HAHA BYE-BYE GAMMON CHIN

Ryan Day got his act together to a spectacular degree in that final frame.

Puce Moment

What a fantastic frame by Odo to knock out the cheating, hang-dog faced cunt. And that fucking green to snooker Higgins earlier in the game was sublime.

Shame that Allen and Brecel had to play each other so early on - really pacey and interesting snooker from both of them. Brecel is looking so strong this season - it's only a matter of time before he gets into the top ten in my view.

Chomping at the bit now to see O'Sullivan thrash Bingham.

dr beat

O'Sullivan through after beating Bingham via a black ball tie-breaker.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Great to see gobshite Norn Iron Svejk and hangdog pallid sports cheat GONE

Blue Jam

Our Ding-A-Ling looking very comfortable here...

Has John Virgo said "HIS ENGLISH IS IMPROVING" yet?

Blue Jam

"Ding will be pleasantly pleased with what's happened"

Yeah, cheers for that insight, Dennis.

dr beat

Ding and Lisowski have been going hard on the pink ball for almost 20 minutes now.

dr beat

Ooh I love how Ding squeezed in tight behind the brown!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Ah I was worried there would be no ghastly hideous freaks to insult tonight but it seems Stuart Bingham is there.

dr beat

Seriously Ding v Lisowski has been a great match, Lisowski unlucky to be 5-0 down.

Blue Jam

#25
Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 14, 2019, 09:08:54 PM
Ah I was worried there would be no ghastly hideous freaks to insult tonight but it seems Stuart Bingham is there.

Bingham looks so amphibian he could be Nigel Farage's son. EDIT: Nah, that's harsh- he looks more like Steve Pemberton.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 14, 2019, 06:02:12 PM
Great to see gobshite Norn Iron Svejk and hangdog pallid sports cheat GONE

Have to say, well done on knocking Higgins out, mate.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Blue Jam on January 14, 2019, 09:14:06 PM
Bingham looks so amphibian he could be Nigel Farage's son.

He's a Deep One


Morrison Lard

Murphy all over the shop here, 5-0 down against Hawkins.

dr beat

Oh yes that made for enjoyable viewing.