Author Topic: Snooker 2019  (Read 22724 times)

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1020 on: July 26, 2019, 02:56:16 PM »
Have CID given Martin Gould his passport back yet?

It looks like half the players needn't have bothered bringing their passports:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/49125626

Jeez, this is farcical:

http://livescores.worldsnookerdata.com/Sessions/Tournament/14083/kaspersky-riga-masters-2019

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1021 on: July 26, 2019, 03:02:51 PM »
I've put a monkey on Thepchaiya Un-Nooh. Fuck knows.

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1022 on: July 26, 2019, 03:04:52 PM »
I wish I'd had a flutter on an outsider now...

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1023 on: July 26, 2019, 08:23:26 PM »
K-Hole's taken Williams to a decider...

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1024 on: July 26, 2019, 08:55:51 PM »
Awww, fair play to the Haribo Hero.

James, keep shitting them up, you cocky wee fucker.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1025 on: August 11, 2019, 09:48:43 PM »

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1026 on: August 11, 2019, 11:08:18 PM »
This pate in denial is starting to win everything. I don't want the arrogant cunt to start dominating, although I do like that it is largely to the detriment of Selby, Murphy and other baize cunts. At least Ronjo is properly a loon to justify his brilliance (raaaankin points mate) like Van Gogh and Syd Barratt.

Trump is just like any other bland Best of the Lighthouse Family CD wanker. He's just managed to get his bruv to tell him he's great and manufacture his hairstyle and is now number ruddy one.

imitationleather

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1027 on: August 12, 2019, 12:11:15 AM »
Judd Trump should be banned from snooker for his haircuts. Not just the baldness-hiding ones. The absolutely ridiculous emo shit he was rocking when he had hair. Lifetime ban. Throw that fucking book at him, judge. I'd pull the lever myself. The punishment must be both cruel and unusual.

Judd Trump. What a cunt. Hope he chokes to death on his trophy while practising blowjob techniques on it and Martin Gould starts winning everything instead. There's someone who plays snooker to make you wet. Oooh yes. He makes me wish I was a prostitute in Leeds just so I could have the honour of being murdered by him.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1028 on: August 12, 2019, 10:35:06 AM »
I enjoyed that period when Robbo and Ronnie kept meeting in the final of everything. Yin and Yang hair.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1029 on: August 12, 2019, 10:59:16 AM »
You popping over to Gateshead for this, imitationleather? Blodders?

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/ronnie-osullivan-bringing-no-holds-16722561

Only £35, b@rgain...

He's going to retire and do more of this sort of thing, isn't he?

imitationleather

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1030 on: August 12, 2019, 06:47:16 PM »
Oooh I thought this was going to be one of the exhibition matches that happen all the time in pubs in Byker between Ken Doherty and someone else who is past-it.

This is something I would actually be interested in seeing. Have sent the link to my missus to see if she wants to.
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Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1031 on: August 12, 2019, 06:59:20 PM »
I wouldn't pay £30, never mind the extra £5 for the photo op.

I'd pay £40 to see him do the whole thing in an Australian accent, though...

imitationleather

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1032 on: August 12, 2019, 07:08:53 PM »
Oh, yeah. £30.

What the fuck is that about? It's the north-east. We have no money!

(Aside from Blodwyn and pancreas, of course.)

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1033 on: August 16, 2019, 07:57:40 PM »
Just watching Seniors snooker on Free Sports.

Distended broken husks of men. Long gone talent. Decrepit gargoyles shambling their mangled props through a dance of death, sponsored by Rokit.

It's great!

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1034 on: August 16, 2019, 08:21:43 PM »
Who the fucking hell is Stuart Watson? He looks like he had a good time beating up black kids in Stratford in the 80s. Pub landlord?

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1035 on: August 16, 2019, 08:28:18 PM »
If you ever wanted to watch a Leslie Grantham stunt double pub-racist rape an old rotund pensioner to death now's your chance live on FreeSports.

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1036 on: August 17, 2019, 11:50:59 AM »
Jeeeeeez Virgo's looking rough:

https://youtu.be/l6wuCIg2Q8k

Been propping up the Mercure bar again, JV?

I maintain that Hendry looks like Leonardo "Sproutface" DiCaprio has let himself go.

imitationleather

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1037 on: August 17, 2019, 05:05:35 PM »
Jeeeeeez Virgo's looking rough

Looks like he's got Parkinson's.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1038 on: August 17, 2019, 05:54:33 PM »
Should have seen the state of Dennis Taylor the other night, my Gran looks in better shape and she's 103.

Blue Jam

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1039 on: August 18, 2019, 10:14:04 AM »
Good to hear Willie Thorne commentating again though. I just hope he's staying away from the Genting Casino nextdoor.

Norton Canes

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1040 on: August 19, 2019, 11:00:02 AM »

dr beat

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1041 on: August 19, 2019, 11:58:52 AM »
He looks like he's nicked the British Open golf trophy.

Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1042 on: August 19, 2019, 06:03:27 PM »
Lost all respect for him for what he did to that poor head.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1043 on: August 19, 2019, 06:31:45 PM »
Fucking hell - if the whirlwind could get his head down (lol) and win the real World Championship it would be one of the greatest stories in sport. It would be fucking great.

imitationleather

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1044 on: August 19, 2019, 07:11:16 PM »


Congrats.

petrilTanaka

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1045 on: August 20, 2019, 09:11:43 AM »
Jeeeeeez Virgo's looking rough:

https://youtu.be/l6wuCIg2Q8k

Been propping up the Mercure bar again, JV?

I maintain that Hendry looks like Leonardo "Sproutface" DiCaprio has let himself go.

Tony Drago on the other hand is looking pretty decent, refined into a wise old veteran who you'd enjoy being drawn into conversation with down the Royal British Legion. miles apart from his previous Chubby-Fast-No-Further-Than-The-Last-Sixteen incarnation