Snooker 2019

[Blue Jam]

Have CID given Martin Gould his passport back yet?

It looks like half the players needn't have bothered bringing their passports:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/49125626

Jeez, this is farcical:

http://livescores.worldsnookerdata.com/Sessions/Tournament/14083/kaspersky-riga-masters-2019

[Puce Moment]

I've put a monkey on Thepchaiya Un-Nooh. Fuck knows.

[Blue Jam]

I wish I'd had a flutter on an outsider now...

[Blue Jam]

K-Hole's taken Williams to a decider...

[Blue Jam]

Awww, fair play to the Haribo Hero.

James, keep shitting them up, you cocky wee fucker.

[Blue Jam]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, AIDS?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/49312208

[Puce Moment]

This pate in denial is starting to win everything. I don't want the arrogant cunt to start dominating, although I do like that it is largely to the detriment of Selby, Murphy and other baize cunts. At least Ronjo is properly a loon to justify his brilliance (raaaankin points mate) like Van Gogh and Syd Barratt.

Trump is just like any other bland Best of the Lighthouse Family CD wanker. He's just managed to get his bruv to tell him he's great and manufacture his hairstyle and is now number ruddy one.

[imitationleather]

Judd Trump should be banned from snooker for his haircuts. Not just the baldness-hiding ones. The absolutely ridiculous emo shit he was rocking when he had hair. Lifetime ban. Throw that fucking book at him, judge. I'd pull the lever myself. The punishment must be both cruel and unusual.

Judd Trump. What a cunt. Hope he chokes to death on his trophy while practising blowjob techniques on it and Martin Gould starts winning everything instead. There's someone who plays snooker to make you wet. Oooh yes. He makes me wish I was a prostitute in Leeds just so I could have the honour of being murdered by him.

[Blue Jam]

I enjoyed that period when Robbo and Ronnie kept meeting in the final of everything. Yin and Yang hair.

[Blue Jam]

You popping over to Gateshead for this, imitationleather? Blodders?

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/ronnie-osullivan-bringing-no-holds-16722561

Only £35, b@rgain...

He's going to retire and do more of this sort of thing, isn't he?

[imitationleather]

Oooh I thought this was going to be one of the exhibition matches that happen all the time in pubs in Byker between Ken Doherty and someone else who is past-it.

This is something I would actually be interested in seeing. Have sent the link to my missus to see if she wants to.

[Blue Jam]

I wouldn't pay £30, never mind the extra £5 for the photo op.

I'd pay £40 to see him do the whole thing in an Australian accent, though...

[imitationleather]

Oh, yeah. £30.

What the fuck is that about? It's the north-east. We have no money!

(Aside from Blodwyn and pancreas, of course.)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Just watching Seniors snooker on Free Sports.

Distended broken husks of men. Long gone talent. Decrepit gargoyles shambling their mangled props through a dance of death, sponsored by Rokit.

It's great!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Who the fucking hell is Stuart Watson? He looks like he had a good time beating up black kids in Stratford in the 80s. Pub landlord?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

If you ever wanted to watch a Leslie Grantham stunt double pub-racist rape an old rotund pensioner to death now's your chance live on FreeSports.

[Blue Jam]

Jeeeeeez Virgo's looking rough:

https://youtu.be/l6wuCIg2Q8k

Been propping up the Mercure bar again, JV?

I maintain that Hendry looks like Leonardo "Sproutface" DiCaprio has let himself go.

[imitationleather]

Jeeeeeez Virgo's looking rough

Looks like he's got Parkinson's.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Should have seen the state of Dennis Taylor the other night, my Gran looks in better shape and she's 103.

[Blue Jam]

Good to hear Willie Thorne commentating again though. I just hope he's staying away from the Genting Casino nextdoor.

[Norton Canes]

The Whirlwind strikes (eventually)

[dr beat]

He looks like he's nicked the British Open golf trophy.

[druss]

Lost all respect for him for what he did to that poor head.

[Puce Moment]

Fucking hell - if the whirlwind could get his head down (lol) and win the real World Championship it would be one of the greatest stories in sport. It would be fucking great.

[imitationleather]

Congrats.

[petril]

Jeeeeeez Virgo's looking rough:

https://youtu.be/l6wuCIg2Q8k

Been propping up the Mercure bar again, JV?

I maintain that Hendry looks like Leonardo "Sproutface" DiCaprio has let himself go.

Tony Drago on the other hand is looking pretty decent, refined into a wise old veteran who you'd enjoy being drawn into conversation with down the Royal British Legion. miles apart from his previous Chubby-Fast-No-Further-Than-The-Last-Sixteen incarnation

[Blue Jam]

New Snooker Potcast episode!

https://snookerpotcast.podbean.com/mobile/e/snooker-potcast-episode-24-wc-review-milkins-and-dale-bbq/

[Blue Jam]

Mickey Mouse gave Shaun Murphy leg AIDS

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Those white sideys on Ronnie make him look like a dodgy butcher

[NJ Uncut]

Those white sideys on Ronnie make him look like a dodgy butcher

Could just be cocaine tbf