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Snooker 2019

Started by dr beat, January 12, 2019, 03:17:07 PM

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His hair's gone all flat. I preferred the Hoxton Astroboy look.

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So who won

I switched off Ronnie's epic comeback to watch a few minutes of Spider Man AFK and turned it off and assume Ronnie won

... Just googled it. Fine, fine

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Ronnie playing AIDS in the final tomorrow. For once I'm not rooting for the underdog.

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#1055
WUUURRRGGHH GWOAAAARN RONNIE

Finally took the plunge and got myself a Eurosport subscription. If AIDS wins I'll demand a refund.

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AIDS' chin is merging into his neck so his head and neck are forming one big expanse of flesh and making his tiny face look even tinier in comparison.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Not sure what the fuck this tournament is but hope AIDS slips on his own sweat trail and through a series of convolutions is obliged to give all his prize money to an atheism campaign group.

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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW MURPHY?

Lovely stuff from Ronnie right now. Good match this.

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Doubling the last red to take the title- classy move, Ronnie.

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China Championship starts today lads, so have another sexy action shot of Ding:


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What a rogue's gallery that is mind!

Just let them loose in Arkham Asylum and have Batman sort em out.

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Ding is just too cute to be a convincing Bond villain, bless.

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to pie"

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Judd actually looks balder than Luca Brecel there.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Also no tie, scruffy cunt

Is Ronald sitting this one out?

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Yeah, Ronnie can't be arsed.

Watching the highlights of Trump vs Wattana on Eurosport now. I think Trump has "haired up" for this, with some of that spray or a weave or something... On second thoughts, it looks like his most eleborate and desperate combover yet. Judd, you're still not fooling us.

Martin Gould has made it to the second round. I'd love to see him absolutely murder Mark Selby.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Perhaps if we can get Mark Selby to dress as a 14 year old Moldovan girl.

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Judd Trump 2-5 Joe Perry

Bwahahahahahaha... To be fair The Gentleman was looking very confident there.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Props to Joe 'The Human Adult' Perry.

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Haribo-powered Mark Williams has made it to the final and will play either Mark Selby or Shaun Murphy tomorrow.

The Sex Pester From Lesta vs AIDS, my nightmare fixture. I'm now going to the Scottish Open in December (thanks for the thoughtful birthday gift, Mr Jam) and will probably end up seeing them both...

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On the subject of snooker-themed birthday gifts, Mr Jam also got me a personalised silver cue chalk case- I am such a ruddy bloody bloke and he doesn't mind, love ya.

Heading to the club today. Got a clearance last week. It was only the pink and the black, but still...

Damn, this CaB snooker meet needs to happen.


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Baws, AIDS playing well against Mark Williams now.

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Ooof, Williams almost forfeited the match on the three misses rule!

The ref, Peggy Li, has the patience of a saint...

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This frame is getting a bit epic.

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Come on Mark, hurry up and get on with your glorious comeback, I need to leave the house at some point today.

CaBbers, get Eurosport on NOW.

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Williams gets a century to force a decider!

Why are none of you fuckers watching this?

Shoulders?-Stomach!


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Probably for the best. Great match, but AIDS still ended up winning it...

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