Snooker 2019

[Blue Jam]

Cheers, watching now.

[Flouncer]

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Norn Iron Open kicked off yesterday. Cracking match between Cahill and Trump just now. Was just thinking I was glad I hadn't put a fiver on The Camp Crusader and then he starts to pull back from three frames to nil (and match ball!), now it's gone to a decider...

Hair Island 100 was getting annoyed at a technical difficulty with the scoreboard and now he looks well pissed-off as well as jetlagged, and K-Hole is getting into his cocky stride...

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Awww unlucky James. Nearly four centuries from Trump too, fucking hell...

147 from Bingham earlier today as well!

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WHURRRGGGHH GWARRRN RONNIE vs Oliver Lines now.

Ronjo's pot success: 57%. Oooooooofffff...

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Having a night in watching AIDS vs Ronnie

GWAAAAAARN RONNIE

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Jeez Ronnie, can you not afford a comb?

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Wow, I'd almost forgotten how good Ronnie can be when he he has an opponent he respects and he can actually be arsed to make an effort. Plus AIDS is playing gash.

Cracking match this, can some more of you fuckers get a Eurosport subscription please?

[Blue Jam]

Ronjo on fire again for the semi-final. Was 5-0 up against Joe Perry when some Legend Gary picked a fight with the bouncers and Ronnie went out to have a butchers. The Ronnie fans are being more than a bit obnoxious tonight but fuck it, he's been a joy to watch lately.

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Jimmy White is off his tits here.

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UK Championship on Eurosport now, while the BBC are ignoring it until Saturday. Currently watching James Cahill still being a bit too cocky while playing David Gilbert.

[kidney]

See big Shorn Morphy got knocked out of the first round of UK Championship by Eden Sharav (rank 121). Always been a fan of Sharav, me.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

AIDS DOWN

I see one of the core players (this time Mark Williams) is back on the woe is me isn't life shit agenda. Has there ever been such a set of stick wangling whining twats as this lot?

If you hate it so much then FUCK OFF. Sick of your face as it is.

[bgmnts]

From his twitter:

Still practicing hard at this hour at the game I apparantky hate 🤔🤔.   #golfwalessnooker😎

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Hehehehe, solidarity with Gareth Bale, love it.

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Luxury item: A can of spray-on hair:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/50598795

[poo]

Hungover locked in big time

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DING

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Come on Williams, pull your finger out. Just pretend you're playing golf...

[bgmnts]

In that cheeky tweet he did, one of the responses was like "No don't go! You're one of the few players that can go toe to toe with O'Sullivan!"

Now I don't watch a lot of snooker but has he beaten Ronnie O'Sullivan a lot?

[Blue Jam]

Williams finally gets a frame on the board, celebrates by grinning at the crowd while miming playing golf with his cue. Haha ledge.

Yes, he's a bit of a whiner but he does it better than Ronnie.

[Puce Moment]

Trump - "Now, Come, come, Mr. Bond. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?"

[Blue Jam]

Gould - "Now, Come, come, Mr. Bond. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing prostitutes as I do, so why don't you admit it?"

FTFY

How the fuck is Nigel Bond still around? How old is he now- about 107?

[Puce Moment]

I have a Virgin Experience Day token that I nearly used to have a snooker training day with Nigel Bond in the summer and now I am kicking myself.

I will want to kiss his Aardmann Postman Pat face forever if he does this.

[Flouncer]

A mate of mine did some coaching with Nigel! I don't know if it helped his game much...

I'll be astounded if he does this. I went downstairs to make some dinner at 3-3 and came back to find him only needing one more! Go on lad!

[Norton Canes]

That's a great cue ball

[Blue Jam]

Come on Mr Bond, I want to see an upset of Cahillian proportions here...

[Norton Canes]

Blue 100% never going in

[Norton Canes]

God he looks old

[Puce Moment]

Blue 100% never going in

Yeah