Author Topic: Snooker 2019  (Read 36084 times)

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1140 on: December 02, 2019, 04:38:35 PM »
I noticed earlier that he's got some right bags under his eyes. He looks as though he's been partying with Nagsworth's mates.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1141 on: December 02, 2019, 04:39:16 PM »
I can hardly stand it.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is snooker on the edge.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1142 on: December 02, 2019, 04:40:07 PM »
Heh wouldn't it be ironic if Trump left the UK the same day as Trump entered the UK

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1143 on: December 02, 2019, 04:43:25 PM »
He's finally cracked it, the old bastard.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1144 on: December 02, 2019, 04:43:48 PM »
TRUMP DUMPED

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1145 on: December 02, 2019, 04:43:52 PM »
Yes Mister Bond, I expected you to win

[or something]

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1146 on: December 02, 2019, 04:44:24 PM »

Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1147 on: December 02, 2019, 04:52:28 PM »
Hahaha these Bond quips by the BBC presenters are great banter, bet he's never heard them before ahaha legends, From Russia with LEGENDS.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1148 on: December 02, 2019, 04:56:32 PM »
I love that Parrot made a quantum of solace joke as if he has a fucking clue what that means

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1149 on: December 02, 2019, 04:56:43 PM »
It won't be long until Judd becomes the butt of a load of Blofield jokes.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1150 on: December 03, 2019, 07:49:14 AM »


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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1151 on: December 03, 2019, 09:08:20 AM »
The Rise of the Beige Man

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1152 on: December 03, 2019, 05:12:52 PM »
Ding's playing Ronnie!

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1153 on: December 04, 2019, 01:56:52 PM »
Something going down in the crowd in this match. It's Higgins v Bingham so it's bound to be unsavoury

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1154 on: December 04, 2019, 02:01:17 PM »
I couldn't be arsed to watch the battle of the gammon-faced gravy guzzlers so I went for the other table. Kurt Maflin is playing really well, but for fuck's sake, pull your trousers up lad! I don't want to be looking at your pasty Nordic arse every time you take a shot. Sort yersen out.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1155 on: December 04, 2019, 02:37:32 PM »
Something going down in the crowd in this match. It's Higgins v Bingham so it's bound to be unsavoury

Wasn't watching. Anything come of it?

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1156 on: December 04, 2019, 03:01:25 PM »
Something going down in the crowd in this match. It's Higgins v Bingham so it's bound to be unsavoury

Someone in the crowd started to feel ill apparently. Can't blame them, can you?

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1157 on: December 04, 2019, 03:07:59 PM »
It's actually the first time in UK Championship history that the audience have been provided with sickbags.

Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1158 on: December 04, 2019, 03:14:46 PM »
Is someone falling ill the signal for Higgins to throw the game?

Would be ace if someone stood up and shouted "Here comes the pain, baby! Here comes the pain" and then Higgins misses a piss easy red.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1159 on: December 04, 2019, 04:09:41 PM »
Not seen this amount of gammon on show for a while. Truly hideous, sprawling wreckage.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1160 on: December 04, 2019, 04:36:13 PM »
Higgins and Bingham met in this year's World Championship while Dr Beat and I were watching Cahill vs Maguire on the other table. We were thankful that Higgins and Bingham were hidden behind a screen.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1161 on: December 04, 2019, 04:39:16 PM »
On the other table, Kurt Maflin is leading rat-faced homunculus Mark Allen by 31 points in an edgy deciding frame. Maflin has been pretty impressive all afternoon; he's potted some lovely balls and made a total clearance of 128. It hasn't all been top quality but it's an engaging match. Good stuff.

Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1162 on: December 04, 2019, 04:40:45 PM »
Higgins and Bingham met in this year's World Championship while Dr Beat and I were watching Cahill vs Maguire on the other table. We were thankful that Higgins and Bingham were hidden behind a screen.

Does Higgins smell like ham?

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1163 on: December 04, 2019, 05:16:59 PM »
Phones going off left right and center in the Higgins/Bingham match. An untimely distraction cost Bingham the ninth frame - Higgins now sitting pretty in this battle of the gammon goliaths.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1164 on: December 04, 2019, 09:20:18 PM »
Robertson's hit the absolute shits I see.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1165 on: December 04, 2019, 10:02:55 PM »
Mounting a comeback now but still time to mess it up.

Not been paying enough attention and just realised Wenbo is still in. Stuck my customary pound on him to win.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1166 on: December 04, 2019, 10:44:04 PM »
Not been paying enough attention and just realised Wenbo is still in. Stuck my customary pound on him to win.

Nice to see him get through to the quarters - he'll have to step his game up a bit if he's going to get much further though. He lost his concentration a few times during that match; he would have finished the match off a lot sooner if not for that.

LEGEND GARY in action tomorrow afternoon against Bond, not to mention Ding vs. O'Sullvan!

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1167 on: December 04, 2019, 10:48:01 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/50652593

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1168 on: December 05, 2019, 01:14:19 PM »
Nigel Bond giving it the thousand yard stare while Rob Walker reels off puns in his introduction. I'm equally disappointed and impressed that he walks out to 'Live Forever'.

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Re: Snooker 2019
« Reply #1169 on: December 05, 2019, 01:30:06 PM »
Good start from the Pieman here.