Author Topic: Snooker 2019 (Read 9784 times)

Blue Jam · « **Reply #30 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:34:32 PM »

Kylo Ren and Geek Pie up now

Blue Jam · « **Reply #31 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:52:44 PM »

Under the harsh Ally Pally lighting Haircut 100 is looking like he may be Haircut 0 before too long. Biggy, you might want to break out the popcorn.

Blue Jam · « **Reply #32 on:** January 16, 2019, 02:18:29 PM »

Kylo Ren pissed that away, now looking more like a sad squishy-faced kitten than ever.

Blue Jam · « **Reply #33 on:** January 16, 2019, 02:51:54 PM »

State of Mark Selby's ripped jeans in that interview. You're on telly, Mark

monolith · « **Reply #34 on:** January 16, 2019, 07:09:40 PM »

Snooker, snooker, snooker is the game. Let's watch him play...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOPPVb_3gdE

Blue Jam · « **Reply #35 on:** January 16, 2019, 10:05:25 PM »

"Excellent snooker from the man from Leicester..."

Nice one Dennis, "The Man From Leicester" suits Mark Selby much better than "The Jester From Leicester".

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #36 on:** January 16, 2019, 11:29:21 PM »

So what was the mysterious noise in the Trump match? Similar to the "sex noise" in the Mark Allen match from December?

Blue Jam · « **Reply #37 on:** January 17, 2019, 12:06:04 AM »

Weird innit?

https://youtu.be/2wpBwgT3Gog

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #38 on:** January 17, 2019, 12:29:42 AM »

Quote from: Blue Jam on January 17, 2019, 12:06:04 AM

Weird innit?

https://youtu.be/2wpBwgT3Gog

*Larry David in the audience looking puzzled*

Blue Jam · « **Reply #39 on:** January 17, 2019, 01:10:22 AM »

Steam escaping from a Pukka Pie?

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #40 on:** January 17, 2019, 12:34:40 PM »

Quote from: Blue Jam on January 16, 2019, 10:05:25 PM

"Excellent snooker from the man from Leicester..."

Nice one Dennis, "The Man From Leicester" suits Mark Selby much better than "The Jester From Leicester".

Nothing ending in "from Leicester" could ever seem significant.

Sorry people from Leicester

jobotic · « **Reply #41 on:** January 17, 2019, 12:38:40 PM »

Is there a video of the sex noise?

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #42 on:** January 17, 2019, 02:20:26 PM »

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 17, 2019, 12:34:40 PM

Nothing ending in "from Leicester" could ever seem significant.

Sorry people from Leicester

Red from Leicester?

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #43 on:** January 17, 2019, 02:22:00 PM »

Quote from: jobotic on January 17, 2019, 12:38:40 PM

Is there a video of the sex noise?

I don't want to have to search *Mark Allen Sex Noise*

jobotic · « **Reply #44 on:** January 17, 2019, 02:22:46 PM »

But I want you to.

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #45 on:** January 17, 2019, 02:28:00 PM »

Quote from: jobotic on January 17, 2019, 02:22:46 PM

But I want you to.

I've...seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Blue Jam · « **Reply #46 on:** January 17, 2019, 08:35:47 PM »

Does Luca Brecel have "La Vida Loca" tattooed on his hand? It should be "La Vida Luca". Or "La Vida Snooka".

Blue Jam · « **Reply #47 on:** January 17, 2019, 08:52:24 PM »

EXTREME CLOSE-UP of Brecel's tip here, this is getting a bit pornographic.

dr beat · « **Reply #48 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:15:40 PM »

This is fantastic, this is the equivalent of Brazil v France in football circa 1982.

Blue Jam · « **Reply #49 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:37:58 PM »

Damn, this Luca Brecel kiddo is good... Sorry Biggy, but he is.

imitationleather · « **Reply #50 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:42:33 PM »

Sorry but what the fuck is Brecel wearing? That is not a regulation bowtie.

imitationleather · « **Reply #51 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:45:13 PM »

Fucking hell Ding. No pie for you tonight.

Blue Jam · « **Reply #52 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:46:06 PM »

Quote from: imitationleather on January 17, 2019, 09:42:33 PM

Sorry but what the fuck is Brecel wearing? That is not a regulation bowtie.

He's a proper Higgins-style neckwear maverick, I like it.

imitationleather · « **Reply #53 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:49:22 PM »

"Those weren't boos, they were saying BOO-ka."

Morrison Lard · « **Reply #54 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:49:52 PM »

What in sodding crikey was Ding doing there.

Been a good match this.

imitationleather · « **Reply #55 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Blue Jam on January 17, 2019, 09:46:06 PM

He's a proper Higgins-style neckwear maverick, I like it.

I'm sorry. A bald maverick?

Blue Jam · « **Reply #56 on:** January 17, 2019, 10:02:44 PM »

DECIDER!

Morrison Lard · « **Reply #57 on:** January 17, 2019, 10:06:19 PM »

Really hope Luca wins this.
If there's one snooker player CaB should get behind, it's this fella who went bald at age 13¾.

Flouncer · « **Reply #58 on:** January 17, 2019, 10:07:59 PM »

It has been a good ‘un, this... Can’t believe Ding forfeited that frame! What a donut. I can remember Ali Carter doing that a few years back but that’s the only other time I’ve seen it happen.

monolith · « **Reply #59 on:** January 17, 2019, 10:20:16 PM »

Ding.

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Author Topic: Snooker 2019 (Read 9784 times)