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Snooker 2019

Started by dr beat, January 12, 2019, 03:17:07 PM

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Blue Jam

Kylo Ren and Geek Pie up now

Blue Jam

Under the harsh Ally Pally lighting Haircut 100 is looking like he may be Haircut 0 before too long. Biggy, you might want to break out the popcorn.

Blue Jam

Kylo Ren pissed that away, now looking more like a sad squishy-faced kitten than ever.

Blue Jam

State of Mark Selby's ripped jeans in that interview. You're on telly, Mark

monolith

Snooker, snooker, snooker is the game. Let's watch him play...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOPPVb_3gdE

Blue Jam

"Excellent snooker from the man from Leicester..."

Nice one Dennis, "The Man From Leicester" suits Mark Selby much better than "The Jester From Leicester".

BlodwynPig

So what was the mysterious noise in the Trump match? Similar to the "sex noise" in the Mark Allen match from December?

Blue Jam


BlodwynPig


Blue Jam

Steam escaping from a Pukka Pie?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Blue Jam on January 16, 2019, 10:05:25 PM
"Excellent snooker from the man from Leicester..."

Nice one Dennis, "The Man From Leicester" suits Mark Selby much better than "The Jester From Leicester".

Nothing ending in "from Leicester" could ever seem significant.

Sorry people from Leicester

jobotic

Is there a video of the sex noise?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 17, 2019, 12:34:40 PM
Nothing ending in "from Leicester" could ever seem significant.

Sorry people from Leicester

Red from Leicester?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: jobotic on January 17, 2019, 12:38:40 PM
Is there a video of the sex noise?

I don't want to have to search *Mark Allen Sex Noise*

jobotic


BlodwynPig

Quote from: jobotic on January 17, 2019, 02:22:46 PM
But I want you to.

I've...seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Blue Jam

Does Luca Brecel have "La Vida Loca" tattooed on his hand? It should be "La Vida Luca". Or "La Vida Snooka".

Blue Jam

EXTREME CLOSE-UP of Brecel's tip here, this is getting a bit pornographic.

dr beat

This is fantastic, this is the equivalent of Brazil v France in football circa 1982.

Blue Jam

Damn, this Luca Brecel kiddo is good... Sorry Biggy, but he is.

imitationleather

Sorry but what the fuck is Brecel wearing? That is not a regulation bowtie.

imitationleather

Fucking hell Ding. No pie for you tonight.

Blue Jam

Quote from: imitationleather on January 17, 2019, 09:42:33 PM
Sorry but what the fuck is Brecel wearing? That is not a regulation bowtie.

He's a proper Higgins-style neckwear maverick, I like it.

imitationleather

"Those weren't boos, they were saying BOO-ka."

Morrison Lard

What in sodding crikey was Ding doing there.

Been a good match this.

imitationleather

Quote from: Blue Jam on January 17, 2019, 09:46:06 PM
He's a proper Higgins-style neckwear maverick, I like it.

I'm sorry. A bald maverick?

Blue Jam


Morrison Lard

Really hope Luca wins this.
If there's one snooker player CaB should get behind, it's this fella who went bald at age 13¾.

Flouncer

It has been a good 'un, this... Can't believe Ding forfeited that frame! What a donut. I can remember Ali Carter doing that a few years back but that's the only other time I've seen it happen.