Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

March 29, 2024, 01:43:58 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Phrases cunts could use to summarise all of politics in 2019

Started by Lemming, January 12, 2019, 05:59:04 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Lemming

Short, easy phrases cunts like you and I could drop into any conversation to instantly fit in.

"It's like we're living in a Black Mirror episode!!!"

"They're all the same, down there in Westminster"

"May told us there'd be a coalition of chaos - but she didn't say she'd be the one running it!"

"They all need bashing around the head with a bit of common sense"

"Why doesn't May just get on with it?"

"Mr Junker's taking us for a ride!"

etc.

Spoon of Ploff

The thing about Labour is, they always try and walk it into the net.



Lordofthefiles

"Remember, it's a marathon, not a sprint... into a lake of petrol with a lit blowtorch"

Spoon of Ploff

And if I recollect at all accurately the events of the time it twas at a social gathering that Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease." to wit and withal which Disraeli replied, "Go shit in a river then fall in the river then drown in the river you wank remnant."


touchingcloth


Sebastian Cobb

'The policies of New Labour are the only policies that have worked in over 20 years.'

petril


Alberon

"Aarrggghhhh! We're all fucked! Absolutely fucked!!!!!"