I stink.

[hummingofevil]

Fucking rank. Egg farts and general lingering odour. Not like me.

Anyone else hum?

[BlodwynPig]

You literally hum of evil.

[Pingers]

Don't know why you feel the need to tell us, I can smell you from here. Get in a carwash you reeking oaf.

[Brian Freeze]

Smelling pretty fine here actually.

Picked up some Anthony Joshua pitspray the other month for cheap and some Williams Racing stuff on offer today. Wonder what the next "celebrity " armpit related sponsorship deal will be?

[thenoise]

Must be a 2019 thing. Been doing some absolutely abhorrent trumps at the moment. They could clear the room at a party such is their power. Not that I go to parties any more.

Been trying to hide them from my wife but it's only a matter of time before she finds out how disgusting I am :(

[thenoise]

In happier news my B.O. is a lot more under control. I think it was mainly the cheap and nasty washing machine in my old flat leaving a funky residue under the arms that was re-awoken on contact with my body heat.

[Blumf]

Just take regular showers, and wash your hands

[Cloud]

Nah, I moved on from the inherited "bath once a week if I remember" washing routine years ago

[Captain Z]

Haha you said iced ink.

[Bum Flaps]

Been trying to hide them from my wife but it's only a matter of time before she finds out how disgusting I am :(

Best check the small print in your pre-nup, you may be able to chalk it up as an 'Act of God' and avoid the compensation claims.

[hummingofevil]

Just take regular showers, and wash your hands

Daily baths and hand wash addiction me mate.

[Blue Jam]

Smelling pretty fine here actually.

Picked up some Anthony Joshua pitspray the other month for cheap and some Williams Racing stuff on offer today. Wonder what the next "celebrity " armpit related sponsorship deal will be?

Surely Williams missed a trick by not calling it "Pitstop"?

Pitstop by Lewis Hamilton. Now your body odour can be just as bland and inoffensive.

[The Bumlord]

I had an enormous jackfruit chilli last night. My bottom is not pleased at all.