Your rotten cock falls off in a slob of green goo in your sleep...and smells

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

This experience and more available at Sleaford Experience Centre.

- Nipple pliered off by a psychopath from Muslim Afghanistan
- Date goes badly and you are called Fuck Sake Mate
- Writhing in dog shit v.31 (UPDATED)
- RONALADO in Park Plaza Hotel room of Ol' London Tahn
- Microscopic Osmond family member gives you a sounding on a pommel horse
- Oh no Gavin done a Fratricide
- Jail of a prison for a thousand years
- You a neanderthal now good luck
- Careful mate. Hardon at work. Hardon that. Hardon there in work. Careful
- Wilkinson Sword HQ Orangery Display Sergeant laid off for uninspiring ensemble
- Arriving at Gainsborough station to watch your family being slaughtered by the Golden Horde who have come back
- Michael Schumacher wakes up and knows his 7 times table
- A tough gang from Tower Hamlets who really like playing hopscotch make you cut the hair of their leader
- Aliens have come and now it is allllll over your head
- Dysentry in Doncaster in October 1995
- Pissmop Audition failure, you have to walk home without bathing
- Amputee mate think that's hard do ya well now you're blind too, see ya
- Babe from Da Phutyeh gives you a solid bit of career advice
- Lanced
- You attend the 1521 Diet of Worms and someone discovers your PalmPilot and goes "what's that - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

£15 per experience

Bring a big bag and ask for "Big" Bob

[Huxleys Babkins]

"My cock absolutely stunk! 10/10!" - C. David, music superstar.

[BlodwynPig]

- Dysentry in Doncaster in October 1995

Still there by all accounts. Half the high street sill cordoned off, too.

[Glebe]

You've gone too far again, Shoulders. You've gone too far.

[BlodwynPig]

You've gone too far again, Shoulders. You've gone too far.

He's pushed the envelope this time, that's for sure.

[Glebe]

He's pushed the envelope this time, that's for sure.

Jumped the shark.