Saw some aspidistra in Poundland for £4.99.

[Glebe]

Check press for details, O.N.O.

[Cuellar]

Do they fly? Probably those subpar non flying ones you get in 'the far east' - avoid.

[Glebe]

Do they fly? Probably those subpar non flying ones you get in 'the far east' - avoid.

Not only do they fly, they're self-cleaning and do the ironing while you wait. All mod cons - check y'local Poundstretcher* for details!

*Poundland, I mean.