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Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain, January 15, 2019, 05:55:38 AM

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

That's how old I am, as of today. This is not young, by any stretch of the imagination.Post your comments calling me all the old cunts under the sun here.


Nowhere Man

If you were born in 1967, than that makes you the same age that Frank Sinatra would have been that year, and he was married to Mia Farrow at the time.

Do you have any plans on marrying (and divorcing) a woman in their early 20s? Or Mia Farrow?


Pictured: Lisa Jesusandmarychain spotted with his young bride, 2019.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

I'm not being impolite, Nowhere Man, but it's probably for the best if I don't actually respond to your query. But thank you very much for your contribution anyway, It's appreciated. Also, is that actually Mia Farrow in that there picture ? Looks more like the young Louise Lasser.

popcorn

And yet you are still so sexy Lisa. What is your secret?

Nowhere Man

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on January 15, 2019, 07:38:22 AM
I'm not being impolite, Nowhere Man, but it's probably for the best if I don't actually respond to your query. But thank you very much for your contribution anyway, It's appreciated. Also, is that actually Mia Farrow in that there picture ? Looks more like the young Louise Lasser.

Yes it is, although admittedly it took me a minute to know for sure.
Got anything special planned for yer birthday?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Nowhere Man on January 15, 2019, 07:48:56 AM
Yes it is, although admittedly it took me a minute to know for sure.
Got anything special planned for yer birthday?

On a Tuesday, in the middle of winter, when everyone's skint and pissed off Post-Christmas and I don't have any friends and everyone thinks I'm a cunt anyway?  Nah, nowt special, just the knowledge that I've managed to hobble , however disastrously, through another year's worth of this life's portion.

Jockice

You've still got the rest of your life ahead of you. Don't waste it young man.

Jockice

Quote from: Jockice on January 15, 2019, 08:32:43 AM
You've still got the rest of your life ahead of you. Don't waste it young man.

Er I mean woman. You are a woman aren't you?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Jockice on January 15, 2019, 08:42:33 AM
Er I mean woman. You are a woman aren't you?

Of course. Why the devil would you think otherwise ?

Buelligan

Happy birthday Lisa.  I hope you get a lot older.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Thank You, Buellers !

Icehaven

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on January 15, 2019, 07:38:22 AM
Also, is that actually Mia Farrow in that there picture ? Looks more like the young Gwyneth Paltrow.

FTFY.

Endicott

My life took a quite unexpected upturn when I was 52, so I feel quite nostalgic for 52. (Nearly 3 years ago.)

Happy Birthday you silly arse.

Jockice

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on January 15, 2019, 08:43:55 AM
Of course. Why the devil would you think otherwise ?

Men's intuition.

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Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on January 15, 2019, 05:55:38 AM
That's how old I am, as of today. This is not young, by any stretch of the imagination.Post your comments calling me all the old cunts under the sun here.

Here's calling you all the old cunts under the sun, fatso!!


Happy Birthday young chap.  That's one year for every week of the year, so you can count them all until your next birthday if you like.

Small Man Big Horse

Happy Birthday Lisa, I hope you have a fantastic day not recommending terrible films to people.

Spoon of Ploff

Fancy having a birthday on the same day as the Brexit vote. I'm so jealous right now. Happy bervday L

Shit Good Nose

[tag]Dead soon.[/tag]

Nowhere Man

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on January 15, 2019, 11:08:15 AM
Fancy having a birthday on the same day as the Brexit vote. I'm so jealous right now. Happy bervday L

I'm flying back to England tomorrow the day after the vote, how fucked am I?

bgmnts

Penblywdd hapus.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: The Boston Crab on January 15, 2019, 06:42:52 AM
Manifesto 52

It's time! (a decade early, but Lisa is the guinea pig)

BlodwynPig

Lisa, happy birthday, you sound like a little baby not a man nearing the grave.

TrenterPercenter

Happy Birthday you little Rasclart!

ziggy starbucks

its officially too late to start moisturising

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: ziggy starbucks on January 15, 2019, 02:27:02 PM
its officially too late to start moisturising

Bet I'm still younger than Lucy Meacock. ;)

Maurice Yeatman



Harrison Birtwistle, Lisa!

^  Stupid autocorrect.


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Quote from: Nowhere Man on January 15, 2019, 11:14:54 AM
I'm flying back to England tomorrow the day after the vote, how fucked am I?

52/48

Artemis

Sending you thoughts and prayers.

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What is 10 more than the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

52, haha!  Good one.