Flying back to England today

[Nowhere Man]

As some of you may know, i am moving back to the UK in the midst of Brexshit, mainly on account of being poor and jobless. Todays the day of my flight back! Please give me some words of encouragement for my travels, i.e "get fucked" or "I hope the plane crashes".

LOVE YOU GUYS

[Chollis]

You're not welcome.

[Cuellar]

Britain is full, sorry.

[Shit Good Nose]

mainly on account of being poor and jobless.

Just as well you're already used to it.

Welcome home.

[Icehaven]

I'd ask the captain pilot if he can keep going and try Germany or maybe Scandinavia instead, much better bet at the moment.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Have a good flight - I hope your pilot isn't pissed!

[Paul Calf]

DEAD SOON

[shiftwork2]

Get home, have an argument with your family, go to a real pub and get drunk.  I shall have your slippers warmed by the fire.

[Blue Jam]

There's snooker on.

[SteveDave]

DEAD SOON

I've just looked at all the photos of him and his plane crash and the one where he's upside down, one shoe off with his head in the ground has perked me up no end.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Don't forget to check out our various slum clearance estates

[Twed]

Never noticed TechMoan in the background before

[PlanktonSideburns]

Sun's out

[im barry bethel]

Get your skates on the food bank shuts at 6