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Let's play Blankety Blank

Started by darby o chill, January 16, 2019, 04:43:24 PM

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darby o chill



My Aunty Maureen was in Tesco yesterday when she spotted Eamonn Holmes.
Ooh, she said, I haven't seen you since you [blank] a [blank] or blanks

im barry bethel

I haven't seen you since you shit a brick

darby o chill

Correct!

Now, will the next card be higher or lower?
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Norton Canes


Norton Canes

Lower down the page that is

Sorry was gonna wait for you to post the card before doing that joke but got to leave work so I'll do the joke anyway

darby o chill

I'm sorry it was higher.
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But you don't go home empty handed.. oh wait, you do
Thanks for playing!

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Is this what H.S.Art is like?  Maybe I should go in there sometimes.

Was Spike Milligan quite a big guy?  He looks it in that picture.

darby o chill

QuoteIs this what H.S.Art is like?  Maybe I should go in there sometimes.

THIS IS BLANKETY BLANK YOU IMBECILE. IT DOES NOT BELONG IN H.S. ART.
MAYBE YOU BELONG IN H.S. ART.

Glebe

Weary old Wogan's really startin' to look his age.

Quote from: Glebe on January 16, 2019, 05:29:56 PM
Weary old Wogan's really startin' to look his age.

A google shows he was born in 1938.  Looks good for eighty.

Kryton

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on January 16, 2019, 05:32:09 PM
A google shows he was born in 1938.  Looks good for eighty.

That's no age.

darby o chill

#13
*This was a weak clue so I have replaced it with a picture of Evonne Goolagong.
You are all SHIT at Blankety Blank.


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Blankety blank means you've been firing blank ejaculate into your blanket all night and now you have to come on telly for everyone to laugh at your dead-spermed self.

im barry bethel

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on January 16, 2019, 05:26:56 PM
Was Spike Milligan quite a big guy?  He looks it in that picture.

Everyone looks big sat next to Sandra Dickinson

darby o chill

Quote from: Replies From View on January 16, 2019, 06:30:43 PM
you've been firing blank ejaculate into your blanket all night

Is the correct answer! Well played.
Now, higher or lower?
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thraxx

Quote from: darby o chill on January 16, 2019, 04:43:24 PM


My Aunty Maureen was in Tesco yesterday when she spotted Eamonn Holmes.
Ooh, she said, I haven't seen you since you BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A COCK a JUDAS COIN ISCARIOT

Did I win Terry?

darby o chill

Quote from: thraxx on January 16, 2019, 06:40:28 PM
Did I win Terry?

YOU ARE NOT PLAYING THE GAME CORRECTLY AND SPOILING THE FUN FOR OTHERS.
But I will allow it.

Now let's go over here to the:

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SUPERMATCH GAME |
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SHIT________

150|---★★★---
100|----★★----
50| -----★-----


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Quote from: darby o chill on January 16, 2019, 06:38:52 PM
Is the correct answer! Well played.
Now, higher or lower?
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Lower please, Carol.

darby o chill

Ooh! Nicely done.
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You may play the Supermatch game!


shiftwork2

Quote from: darby o chill on January 16, 2019, 04:43:24 PM


Good line up, Beryl Reid was majestic in this.  ITV would have had Eve Pollard stinking up the panel.  Her presence scored highly in the WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS PROGRAMME stakes, second only to Lord Montague of Beaulieu (always referred to in full) who seemed to get wheeled in to every kids show at one point.

darby o chill

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on January 16, 2019, 06:52:52 PM
Yellow reggae.

Not our top answer but it's there for fifty!

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SUPERMATCH GAME |
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SHIT________

150|---★★★---
100|----★★----
50| -YELLOWREGGAE--

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Is it BASTION?


I have Cape Town at the three,
Four,
Newt two,
Portly Rind and RINDLEBIN or STICKLER.


So BASTION please Kurt.

darby o chill



Our survey said:

BASTION (Eh-uuhhhhh)

I'm sorry it's not bastion. I'll have to pass it on to the next player.


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Bollocks to this; it WAS fucking BASTION.


MAKE IT SAY YES BASTION IS RIGHT AND A GREEN TICK.