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#Cancelled 2019
« on: January 16, 2019, 09:42:06 PM »
Similar to the Death Pool/Death List, is anyone up for betting who might be #cancelled of a year?

I’m not quite sure how the points system would work, and if there are any bonuses to implement, but I’d say the qualifying criteria for a #cancellation are that it has to be reported by at least one credible news/gossip site and that it can’t be related to a pre-existing #cancellation (i.e. another woman coming forward about Bill Cosby wouldn’t get you points).

Maybe just a check-off list and whoever gets the most hits wins?

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2019, 09:48:24 PM »
Vince McMahon (though he might be cancel proof)
David Walliams (should have been cancelled already)
Madonna
Diane Louise-Jordan
Greg Wallace
Prof. Brian Cox
Tony Livesey
Peter Capaldi
Jo Brand





Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2019, 09:54:38 PM »
Vince McMahon (though he might be cancel proof)

Never understood this. He's the stereotypical rich white male cunt. Hates/disrespects women and foreigns and his product is some of the most braindead, offensive shit on tele.

How he hasn't been hounded out yet I don't know.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2019, 10:02:15 PM »
Never understood this. He's the stereotypical rich white male cunt. Hates/disrespects women and foreigns and his product is some of the most braindead, offensive shit on tele.

How he hasn't been hounded out yet I don't know.
Because he'll lay a smack down on you in a special televised event.

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2019, 10:09:45 PM »
Stephen Fry
Russell Brand
Jared Leto (if he hasn't been already)
James Franco (if he hasn't been already)
Joanna Lumley
Meryl Streep (as a wild card, probably for saying something offensive)

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2019, 10:11:40 PM »
Richard Osman
Judd Apatow or someone in his stable
Jerry Seinfeld
Adam Sandler
Ellen DeGeneres somehow
Tony Robinson
Albert Brooks
Chris Rock
Chris Pratt

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2019, 10:13:05 PM »
Trevor McDonald.

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2019, 10:18:28 PM »
Oh Chris Pratt for sure, I agree Old Nehamkin.

Piers Morgan hopefully, but like Clarkson being a cunt is his thing so he seems fairly bullet proof.

Cristiano Ronlado MAYBE although there's always at least one football club willing to hire players convicted of sexual assault, at any level of the game (e.g. Ched Evans).

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2019, 10:24:19 PM »
ooh nice! ive always considered the death list one too morbid for me, but somehow im ok with this

ben folgule
lord bath (obvs connected to the above)
david grohl (aka the only guy in rock and roll with a PR department)
reece shearsmith
kevin mcloud - beats wife to death
bruno tomioli

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2019, 10:28:56 PM »

I think I know how to win this one


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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2019, 10:50:33 PM »
James Franco (if he hasn't been already)

I'm sure he has, but seemingly he has survived it.

Bret Easton Ellis
Marc Maron
Quentin Tarantino
Bill Murray

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2019, 10:53:58 PM »
I'm sure he has, but seemingly he has survived it.

Bret Easton Ellis
Marc Maron
Quentin Tarantino
Bill Murray

Okay, they're really good guesses

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2019, 10:56:43 PM »
James Franco got one this time last year, after doing well at the Globes for his poor-quality Tommy Wiseau impersonation.  It didn’t go very far because it was another one of those where the headline is far more dramatic than the accusations actually were, but I think he was effectively cancelled for the remainder of the year.

He’s fair game if something comes up which wasn’t one of those pre-existing accusations.

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2019, 10:57:56 PM »
Do women get #cancelled?

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2019, 10:58:08 PM »
I reckon it should be 10 selections each, one point for each substantiated “accusation”, and the only bonus being double points for a Solo Bonus.

How’s that sound, lads?

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2019, 10:59:31 PM »
Do women get #cancelled?

Asia Argento got a bit #cancelled, ironically enough.  Lena Dunham an all.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2019, 11:00:29 PM »
Do women get #cancelled?

It does happen. Roseanne Barr (literally) for example. But they’re still far less likely to get cancelled than men.

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2019, 11:02:41 PM »
There should be double points for a successful woman cancelling prediction

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2019, 11:05:09 PM »

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2019, 11:08:28 PM »
Swear a lot of these people were already cancelled, although maybe they're just not completely mainstream cancelled.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2019, 11:08:34 PM »
Russell Brand

Aye - scuttlebutt says his #MeToos are in the pipeline, but held back due to legal threats on his part.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2019, 11:08:52 PM »
Mark Kozelek
Richard Osman
Greg Proops
Ernest Cline
Anthony Kiedis
Paul Feig
Charlie Brooker
Chris Rock
Richard Herring
Justin Roiland


Edit: substituted Jack Whitehall for the pointless man. Shiteballs seems like a lechy cunt1 so i'm preparing to feel like a tit.

1by which I mean he has sex with a lot of women
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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2019, 11:09:05 PM »
Lena Dunham an all.

Dunham exists to get cancelled. I kind of appreciate her for it because she's even worse at being a celebrity than I would be.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2019, 11:09:19 PM »
Brexit.

Oh, sorry - that's not a person.  Mr Brexit, then.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2019, 11:17:33 PM »
William Shatner
Madonna
Michael McIntyre
Russ Abbott
Paul Hollywood
Ant of Ant and Dec (but not Dec. Dec is pure)
Graham Linehan
Jo Brand
Lembit Opik
H from Steps


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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2019, 11:23:23 PM »
Cancelled as in someone in a tv show that gets cancelled, or something different?

Paul Feig and Anthony Kiedis. Wut.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2019, 11:34:08 PM »
Gets cancelled from their career like Kevin Spacey or Roseanne Barr.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2019, 11:39:20 PM »
Tay Zonday.

Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2019, 11:39:47 PM »
Cancelled as in someone in a tv show that gets cancelled, or something different?

Paul Feig and Anthony Kiedis. Wut.

It's a metaphysical form of social soul death - basically, the celebrity is persona non grata.

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Re: #Cancelled 2019
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2019, 11:43:36 PM »
Yes, Tay Zonday.