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Jizzarming

Started by Butchers Blind, January 17, 2019, 07:15:53 AM

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Butchers Blind

Sorry, it was supposed to be a play on disarming but dosen't really work.  Anyway here's a story of a man injecting semen into his arm.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/16/man-injects-his-own-semen-into-his-arm-for-18-months-to-treat-back-pain-8352448/

im barry bethel

QuoteHe discharged himself...

I bet he did the dirty old bollocks



poo


Alberon

Just trying to imagine the logic that led him to that innovative treatment.

biggytitbo

Quote from: Alberon on January 17, 2019, 10:12:46 AM
Just trying to imagine the logic that led him to that innovative treatment.


He used to be a rugby player clearly.

Jittlebags

Quote from: biggytitbo on January 17, 2019, 11:00:19 AM

He used to be a rugby player clearly.

Yes, probably just ran out of biscuits.

Bazooka

If he injected eggs(female ovary eggs) also, his arms will get pregnant, generating huge biceps without the need to go to the gym.

Butchers Blind

Quote from: Alberon on January 17, 2019, 10:12:46 AM
Just trying to imagine the logic that led him to that innovative treatment.

I can't work out how he came to that conclusion either.  There's no medical evidence I can find.  This is job for the This Morning team,  they love these batshit crazy people.

biggytitbo

Or the front page of LOVE IT! magazine.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: biggytitbo on January 17, 2019, 01:58:31 PM
Or the front page of LOVE IT! magazine.

Exactly, waste of trees this.