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Diana's revenge

Started by biggytitbo, January 17, 2019, 06:16:55 PM

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biggytitbo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46912691

QuoteThe Duke of Edinburgh has been involved in a car crash, Buckingham Palace has said.

Unfortunately -
QuotePrince Philip, 97, was not injured in the accident


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Lame effort Di

Personally I always hoped/thought Predatory Paedophile would die in a fire.

biggytitbo

Never give up hope on that, there is still time. Be good if he went like Andanson.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: biggytitbo on January 17, 2019, 06:20:46 PM
Never give up hope on that, there is still time. Be good if he went like Andanson.

I can just picture his face grimacing as the flames rise.

I'm picturing it everyone, I'm picturing it now!


Kryton

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 17, 2019, 06:18:30 PM
Lame effort Di

Personally I always hoped/thought Predatory Paedophile would die in a fire.

Paedo? Any links for this?

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THE MURDERER

was in the car

biggytitbo

Quote from: Kryton on January 17, 2019, 06:23:51 PM
Paedo? Any links for this?


Yes, Shoulder's has a couple of filing cabinets worth of material. He'll allow you access if you say the secret word 'Uno', with one trouser leg rolled up, into a grating at the rear of his property.

BlodwynPig

Sorry, this is the first, original and best thread

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,71279.0/topicseen.html

Biggy was banned from the site and he still takes all the plaudits

imitationleather

I assumed this was going to be some minor bump but I just saw the photo of it.

"Uninjured"? Yeah fucking right.

"Walked away from the scene"? The guy can't walk on a good day.

OFFICIALLY KICKING OFF THE "HE'S DEAD" CONSPIRACY

Icehaven

Haha, he escaped the walls didn't he? There's going to be some serious handler firing tonight.

imitationleather

Quote from: icehaven on January 17, 2019, 06:33:24 PM
Haha, he escaped didn't he? There's going to be some serious handler firing tonight.

I did wonder why a 97 year old who apparently requires an ambulance on 24/7 stand-by was driving a Land Rover in public himself.

Icehaven

Quote from: imitationleather on January 17, 2019, 06:34:41 PM
I did wonder why a 97 year old who apparently requires an ambulance on 24/7 stand-by was driving a Land Rover in public himself.

Exactly. Can't stand there like a battered sausage next to Liz at events anymore but can drive a 4X4? Nah. Final break for freedom that was.

biggytitbo

It's because he's still a very independent man, he can even piss himself entirely unaided.

im barry bethel

QuoteThe duke was driving a Range Rover...The duke is back at Sandringham and has seen a doctor as a precaution

Quick quick give him a brandy for the breathalyser

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Kryton on January 17, 2019, 06:23:51 PM
Paedo? Any links for this?

"Courted" Elizabeth when she was 13.

I suppose these days I should call him GerontoPhil.

im barry bethel

Wonder how quickly plod deleted the other cars dash cam footage?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: icehaven on January 17, 2019, 06:36:03 PM
Exactly. Can't stand there like a battered sausage next to Liz at events anymore but can drive a 4X4? Nah. Final break for freedom that was.

Gazza was on stand by with a fluffy sheet and some fried chicken for the lad

Crabwalk

Apparently 'Rollin' by Limp Bizkit was playing on the stereo when emergency services arrived.

imitationleather

Reports that the passengers in the other car have died but they were commoners so it's for the best really.

imitationleather

Prince Phillip "plucked out of driver's seat and placed into safety by the fingers of God himself milliseconds prior to impact".

Alberon

Quote from: imitationleather on January 17, 2019, 06:44:10 PM
Reports that the passengers in the other car have died but they were commoners so it's for the best really.

Probably executed.

Meanwhile an exclusive picture of the prince taken moments after the crash.


biggytitbo

Quote from: imitationleather on January 17, 2019, 06:44:10 PM
Reports that the passengers in the other car have died but they were commoners so it's for the best really.


Gunshot wounds though, curiously. IN THE ANUS aswell.

imitationleather

What's really ironic is that the BBC News channel was playing the video to Bingo by Catch just as this story broke.

shiftwork2

'Was pulling out of a driveway onto the A149 when the accident happened'.  Phil The Fixer at fault.  Careless driving charge at least, 3 points.  Let's see the reassuringly impartial reaction from Norfolk Plod.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: imitationleather on January 17, 2019, 06:49:51 PM
What's really ironic is that the BBC News channel was playing the video to Bingo by Catch just as this story broke.

Head over the official thread for some insider gossip.

biggytitbo

Quote from: imitationleather on January 17, 2019, 06:49:51 PM
What's really ironic is that the BBC News channel was playing the video to Bingo by Catch just as this story broke.


That's a deep cut.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Further proof Range Rovers are for fucking wankers

Maurice Yeatman

You could all learn a lesson from the Archbishop of York and do something useful instead of making silly jokes.



https://twitter.com/JohnSentamu/status/1085973914994597892

biggytitbo

Quote from: Maurice Yeatman on January 17, 2019, 07:08:42 PM
You could all learn a lesson from the Archbishop of York and do something useful instead of making silly jokes.



https://twitter.com/JohnSentamu/status/1085973914994597892


Yes he was absolutely pissing himself when he posted that though, could hardly type for laughing.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: biggytitbo on January 17, 2019, 07:12:11 PM

Yes he was absolutely pissing himself when he posted that though, could hardly type for laughing.

What he didn't realise that all those involved in the crash were massive paedophile racists responsible for the deaths of people well into double figures.