Diana's revenge

[Spoon of Ploff]

Sweet. And it's black too so you can wear it out of respect on the day they finally announce he's carted it.

[Attila]

Please, please, please make those mugs somebody; I'd pay good money* for one.

*About a tenner with postage and packaging.

Ditto! Want!

Not only do they do mugs, but heat-changing mugs!

https://www.vistaprint.co.uk/photo-gifts/mugs/heat-changing-mugs?xnid=TopNav_Color+Changing+Mugs_Mugs_Photo+Gifts&xnav=TopNav

I have zero graphics talent, so await someone to jump on this exciting marketing opportunity.

£14.95

[BlodwynPig]

Great headline

Sali-sunshine, Sunny down South, United Kingdom, about 5 hours ago

Was he a 'selfish c***' when he was a Field Marshall? Has Burke contributed to the forces?

FAIR POINT SALI-SUNSHINE, FAIR POINT INDEED, YOU CUNT

[jobotic]

Have the Mail or The Sun discovered who this pleb who dared to make Phil look bad is? She should be honoured to have her wrist broken by her betters.

They should doorstep her until they find out she isn't married to the baby's father, or voted remain or something. Perhaps she's a Muslim so they can go with Brave Phil Risks His Life To Stop Terrorist Attack.

[idunnosomename]

They'll help plod and point out that she had a rear foglight out which as a fitted lamp puts her at fault for hitting some poor old sod who can't look right a second time when turning right

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The Daily Mail's depiction of him today has to be a piss-take.

Looks like Norman Tebbit.  Still, he'd be more likely to be on his bike, or hitching a lift on his wife's motor scooter.

[Beagle 2]

Here you go lads, my gift to you: a print-your-own merch flat image.

[Isnt Anything]

brilliant except it was a Land Rover so they say despite it looking a bit Rangey to me.

edit - avatar text particularly apt today

[Beagle 2]

Pedants version:



Family-friendly version:



Right, I've milked that for all it's worth I think!

[Bobtoo]

I have been reliably informed that it's a Freelander.

[Beagle 2]

Yeah, you are.

[Blumf]

I have been reliably informed that it's a Freelander.

It is, the crappy Land Rover, and they stopped making them in 2014!

Sort it out Phil!

[Jockice]

I have been reliably informed that it's a Freelander.

A Freeloader more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buttgammon]

I've already ordered a very ramshackle mug of my own making (seriously!) so those images are too late for me, unfortunately. I kept the reference to a Range Rover even though I knew full well it was a Land Rover; it just seems like a more amusing car for some reason.

[Paul Calf]

A Freeloader more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With skills like this, you should be a journalist.

[Attila]

You can't keep a good man down -- he's back in the saddle already.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46933739

[Icehaven]

You can't keep a good man down -- he's back in the saddle already.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46933739

The Prince, 97, told reporters "Crash? What the devil are you talking about?"

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The Prince, 97, told reporters "Crash? What the devil are you talking about?"

Then said, 'ah yes, I know what you mean.  That wretched Wall Street business was a bugger of a way to end the last decade.  Let's hope the thirties are better.'

[idunnosomename]

A serious comment. Just for a moment.




What a fucking cunt

[the]

A new Freelander, the model the Prince was seen driving, was delivered to Sandringham on Friday

"One quick call to Taxpayer Finance and it was all sorted!" - P. Mountbatten, Norfolk

[Isnt Anything]

If they stopped making them in 2014, yet it was a new one that turned up, that implies that somewhere they have a garage full of them, waiting to be pressed into service one by one.

[Paul Calf]

You can't keep a good man down -- he's back in the saddle already.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46933739

I love how callously dismissive this reads:

Prince Philip was unhurt in Thursday's crash but two women were injured.

[Ferris]

"Winter sun" for fib of the year.

There'll be a quiet settlement and NDA drawn up, so Norfolk's finest don't have to explain why they have mysteriously lost those breathalyzer results (which they haven't yet, but I'm convinced they would do if this came to trial).

[BlodwynPig]

You can't keep a good man down -- he's back in the saddle already.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46933739

"Security detail following the Duke were heard to be shouting "The woman in the pink is not Diana, Sir!!!". But to no avail. The 28 year old jogger remains on life support and it is believed that the Duke is visibly shaken but unhurt"

[Paul Calf]

[Paul Calf]

Transparent version of graphic:

[Attila]

£14.95

Ahem.

Note mine might have a crap image (the better images hadn't been posted as yet), but it has got appropriate text.

[Paul Calf]

Reverse:



*Tips cap*

[Beagle 2]

I really should be banging these out down the Sunday market tomorrow.

[Attila]

Reverse:



*Tips cap*

I like the royal blue trim.