Author Topic: Diana's revenge  (Read 5537 times)

biggytitbo

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2019, 08:12:34 PM »
Normally when Phil gets bored and runs over some members of the public, that special wet work unit of the metropolitan police springs into action to clean up the mess and eliminate any witnesses. Unfortunately none of them were available today as they were all on a training day to prepare for the similar carnage caused by a no deal brexit.

Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2019, 08:49:58 PM »
Don't drivers over a certain age have to undergo tests?

I doubt Phillip took those tests.

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2019, 09:03:42 PM »
Ello ello ello, have we been at the whiskey again, sir?

https://news.sky.com/story/duke-of-edinburgh-involved-in-car-crash-near-sandringham-estate-11610133
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Prince Philip was breathalysed after the collision

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2019, 09:04:14 PM »
"Courted" Elizabeth when she was 13.

I suppose these days I should call him GerontoPhil.

Someone on here once came up with the delightful expression "Biddyfiddler" to describe an interferer of the elderly, which I really wish could catch on somehow. At the least it deserves to be a Viz profanisaurus entry

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2019, 09:10:54 PM »
And this just happened to occur when a diversion from brexit would be most welcome? Where was Theresa May at the time?

biggytitbo

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2019, 09:12:59 PM »
Whenever there is a disaster for May, there is some distraction news story, that is true.


Only problem with the theory is May has a disaster every day.

Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2019, 09:43:45 PM »
Apparently ‘Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit was playing on the stereo when emergency services arrived.

Gave me a tickle, not because of the pun? But the image conjured.

Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2019, 09:47:34 PM »
North Norfolk is a haven for doddery old drivers. Maybe he was heading up road to the Hungry Horse in Fakenham for a Mixed Grill.

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2019, 10:06:37 PM »
I don't think we can draw any conclusions until we know the ethnicity of the occupants of the other car.

I mean it could have gone down like...

"A couple of slitty eyes driving on one of Liz's roads? I don't bloody think so."

BOSH!

"That'll bloody show 'em."






But of course that's just speculation.







Ok how about 'not screaming like his passengers'





Suit yourself.

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2019, 10:08:56 PM »
Sorry, this is the first, original and best thread

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,71279.0/topicseen.html

Biggy was banned from the site and he still takes all the plaudits

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2019, 10:27:11 PM »
Someone on here once came up with the delightful expression "Biddyfiddler" to describe an interferer of the elderly, which I really wish could catch on somehow. At the least it deserves to be a Viz profanisaurus entry
It is
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OAP-dophile: 1. n. A biddy fiddler or granny magnet. 2. n. A young woman who is inexplicably attracted to a (usually extremely wealthy) elderly man, eg. (Long list of names deleted on legal advice).
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biddy fiddler: n. A fellow who prefers the company of ladies who are of sufficient maturity that they can ride the bus for free during off-peak periods. A granny magnet.
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granny magnet: n. A male who, having had no luck finding a ladyfriend of his own age, is forced to cop off with a right old slapper, eg. The blotto one with the incontinent laugh being held up by her mates in the kebab shop.

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2019, 10:37:47 PM »
Gave me a tickle, not because of the pun? But the image conjured.

No pun even intended. It’s just down on the report.

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2019, 10:41:24 PM »
Carelessly pulling out was also how he ended up with Edward. LOLZ!!!

No, but seriously, glad only non-Royals were hurt.

Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #43 on: January 17, 2019, 11:24:35 PM »
Was he pissed up on booze I wonder?

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #44 on: January 17, 2019, 11:33:26 PM »
Dead by Valentine's Day, you reckon?

Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2019, 11:37:28 PM »
knocked a presumably at-least-a-little-bit-bulletproofed land-rover into a ditch with a fucking kia? I think I'll get me a kia then.

was it the same 4x4 he drove the obamas around in, with liz in the back?

BlodwynPig

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2019, 12:47:48 AM »
Exactly. Can't stand there like a battered sausage next to Liz at events anymore but can drive a 4X4? Nah. Final break for freedom that was.


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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2019, 12:48:29 AM »

Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2019, 12:54:20 AM »
Those tabs were confusing.

What happened to good old 'soapy tit wank'?

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2019, 12:56:40 AM »
Oink!

Röf!, to be precise. Hungarian sausage.

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2019, 12:57:13 AM »
Those tabs were confusing.

What happened to good old 'soapy tit wank'?

Out of shot.

Maurice Yeatman

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2019, 01:16:39 AM »
Unlike Prince Philip, Rowan Atkinson isn't a WAR HERO, yet when he did a similar thing 50 miles down the road, some of you said you were relieved he was okay https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,28927.0

This forum is puke.


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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2019, 01:22:39 AM »
One for the PHWOARR thread.



Godspeed your recovery, Sir.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2019, 01:23:07 AM »
Unlike Prince Philip, Rowan Atkinson isn't a WAR HERO, yet when he did a similar thing 50 miles down the road, some of you said you were relieved he was okay https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,28927.0

This forum is puke.

Knighthood's in the post (2nd Class)

Maurice Yeatman

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2019, 01:30:55 AM »
#humbled

biggytitbo

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2019, 06:41:21 AM »
Good bit of news management from the BBC this morning. Just by coincidence the local council were meeting today to discuss reducing the speed limit of this stretch of road...hint hint it was the commoners fault, not Phil's...

Maurice Yeatman

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #56 on: January 18, 2019, 09:10:16 AM »
The Daily Mail's depiction of him today has to be a piss-take.


Jockice

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #57 on: January 18, 2019, 09:40:09 AM »
Wonder if he's currently being phoned up by those dodgy accident claims firms? "Ah, so it was your fault but the other people involved were mere peasants. Well that makes all the difference."

Then if they win they'll demand payment - 20 per cent of his entire estate. I know how these companies work. Must be a learning experience for them to deal with a proper professional parasite.

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #58 on: January 18, 2019, 09:56:27 AM »
I hope the Kia driver rinses him for all he's got. Dozy old bitch not looking when pulling out at a junction.

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Re: Diana's revenge
« Reply #59 on: January 18, 2019, 10:00:25 AM »
Blodders has a Mac, the metropolitan liberal elite class TRAITOR.