Diana's revenge

[Norton Canes]

Prince Philip's car 'careered' across road
The royal was shaken after being freed from his Land Rover, an eyewitness to Thursday's crash says

Sounds a bit cruel

[Paul Calf]

Wimblewrong is going to be fucking vintage this year.

[Duckula]

What dark satanic magic is holding this cunt together.

[Cold Meat Platter]

He always drove around everywhere by himself didn't he? I'm basing this on an anecdote I heard about him winding down the window to give somebody a mouthful somewhere near buck palace in the 80s.

ROYAL WATCH.

Wasn't this Sir Tony of Robinson? Think he said this on Herring's podcast.

[Beagle 2]

Yes, thank you.

[biggytitbo]

Now he's the one winding the window of his Range Rover down, and mouthing off at Corbyn supporters.

[BlodwynPig]

Blodders has a Mac, the metropolitan liberal elite class TRAITOR.

for working, I said "working"

also

A nine-month-old baby in the Kia was uninjured. The driver, a 28-year-old woman, had cuts while a 45-year-old female passenger broke her wrist.
Witness Graeme Howard said the duke asked about their welfare after the crash.

He also said of the baby "what tribe is it from?" whilst doing the slitty eyes gesture.

[Icehaven]

A man has described the moment he lifted Prince Philip out of his overturned Land Rover after a "horrendous" crash near Sandringham Estate.

Roy Warne said he had some of the Duke of Edinburgh's blood on his hands after helping free the 97-year-old from the wreckage.

He's just showing off, we'd all like to be able to say we have Prince Philip's's blood on our hands.

[the]

A strangely prophetic 1970s public information film:


     

[Attila]

Seriously, someone please get on to Cafepress with this -- I can think of at least three people I would like to give one to. I MUST HAVE ONE.

[biggytitbo]

I've always thought that recent Royal Family portrait was very touching -

[Spoon of Ploff]

if someone isn't wearing this on a t-shirt at the next CAB meet... possibly with the words "My Legs! My Legs" written on it...  then there's something wrong with the world.

Also:



I like how this makes it look like the Kia had another go at taking out the old sod as he crawled out of the wreckage... but failed.... sadly much to everyone's relief.

[Crabwalk]

It also makes it look like he jumped over his car before trying to climb under the KIA.

Who knows, maybe he did, as he was obviously pissed up and very probably high.

[Captain Z]

The Kia's got its reverse lights on, they were determined I'll give them that.

[Crabwalk]

Ha ha!

[Norton Canes]

[Soup Dogg]

You've actually cropped the first panel from that DM infographic



Little wonder the mad bastard crashed.

[biggytitbo]

It also makes it look like he jumped over his car before trying to climb under the KIA.

Who knows, maybe he did, as he was obviously pissed up and very probably high.

He is usually off his tits on Adrenochrome, might be worth checking police records to see how many missing persons there were that week in the surrounding area.

[kalowski]

I knew he was an invader

[Cuellar]

Hahahaha want

[buttgammon]

Please, please, please make those mugs somebody; I'd pay good money* for one.

*About a tenner with postage and packaging.

[shiftwork2]

Norfolk Plod releasing the same info today - 'the incident will be investigated and any appropriate action taken'.  Given it's clear the old fart disobeyed the 'give way' and that the Kia driver broke her wrist as a result it's inconceivable that a prosecution wouldn't be brought.

[biggytitbo]

She'll probably mysteriously hang herself.

[idunnosomename]

Problem was people saw this so they couldn't cover it up

Silly old cunt pulled out when turning right into the path of a car (as said above, coming from the north, so impossible the sun was in his eyes).

It is surprising the car flipped though. You'd expect it just to be shunted sideways.

Oh its cuz range rovers have such high clearance from their wheels. Top-heavy cunts.

[Cuellar]

Kathy Burke calls Prince Philip, 97, a 'c***'

Great headline

[a duncandisorderly]

top notch, sir.

[a duncandisorderly]

if someone isn't wearing this on a t-shirt at the next CAB meet... possibly with the words "My Legs! My Legs" written on it...  then there's something wrong with the world.

vistaprint. it'll be here & on me in ten days. by which time no-one will have the first idea what it means.

[a duncandisorderly]

[Cuellar]

Haha

[a duncandisorderly]

vistaprint will do a nice mug too, for well under a ten-spot.