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Simon Cowell's new face

Started by Nowhere Man, January 19, 2019, 12:31:51 PM

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idunnosomename

#1050
May 31, 2020, 09:16:05 PM
i could tell it was supposed to be milk, but it's funny retconned to steam, because of the thWHEEEEEE whistle noise it would make

Hand Solo

#1051
May 31, 2020, 09:43:06 PM
Milking him like a Cow-well.

Johnny Yesno

#1052
June 01, 2020, 01:19:46 PM
More Cow-well!

Dr Trouser

#1054
June 01, 2020, 02:25:07 PM


The X factor contestants should be really turn off and onable

DrGreggles

#1055
June 27, 2020, 11:50:17 PM

Twit 2

#1056
June 29, 2020, 09:31:30 PM




BlodwynPig

#1058
July 10, 2020, 11:51:32 AM

Quote

#1059
August 09, 2020, 08:53:29 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/simon-cowell-breaks-his-back-while-testing-electric-bicycle-12045639

First aid responders were said to be impressed by the stoicism with which Cowell was dealing with his shattered spine, unaware it was down to the pop mogul being left with just three available facial expressions - none of which could adequately express the screaming agony he felt.

Hand Solo

#1061
August 09, 2020, 11:12:33 AM
Reckon the plastic is weighing down his face so much his back bent.

Who's heard of an 'electric bike'? LOL.. Bush choking on pretzel territory.

Bazooka

#1063
August 09, 2020, 11:35:29 AM
Man and man-machine in perfect synergy。

Hand Solo

#1064
August 09, 2020, 11:40:39 AM
Quote from: Bazooka on August 09, 2020, 11:35:29 AM
Man and man-machine in perfect synergy。

"Have you seen this boy?"

The Mollusk

#1066
August 09, 2020, 12:01:43 PM
#sadnessinhissunnies

Butchers Blind

#1067
August 09, 2020, 02:13:05 PM
Serves him right for being a lazy cunt and not buying a real bicycle. It's either one or the other.

Ian Drunken Smurf

#1068
August 09, 2020, 05:06:40 PM
What we all want to know: did he do a Kittens?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

#1069
August 09, 2020, 05:11:27 PM
That Versace white t-shirt gets a lot of wear. I reckon he might sleep in it.

Satchmo Distel

#1071
August 09, 2020, 10:24:18 PM
Simon Howls Through New Face

idunnosomename

#1072
August 10, 2020, 01:17:11 AM
hope his taint broke into shards of sadness

RDRR

#1073
August 10, 2020, 04:26:09 PM
https://twitter.com/oldfriend99/status/1292576491247734786

QuoteLooking forward to a new, taller Simon cowell

Butchers Blind

#1075
August 10, 2020, 05:30:52 PM
Yeah, clearly there's been no accident, just more time spent with his body surgeon.  Prepare for Cowell to seen in a few weeks with a newly stretched out face.

Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle

#1078
August 11, 2020, 09:08:22 PM
Why do celebrities feel the need to wreck their faces?  Has there ever been anyone in history who looks better after plastic surgery? 

idunnosomename

#1079
August 11, 2020, 09:30:45 PM
just lolling at this page

Quote from: Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle on August 11, 2020, 09:08:22 PM
Why do celebrities feel the need to wreck their faces?  Has there ever been anyone in history who looks better after plastic surgery?
well probably people who have had severe facial trauma
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