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Simon Cowell's new face

Started by Nowhere Man, January 19, 2019, 12:31:51 PM

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idunnosomename

no jabba no badda heh heh heh


steve98

He's cryin' out for an Emperor-sized Donner kebab (or similar) between his mitts there.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy



Looks a bit like everyone's favourite corpulent matter bag, Simply Sara. That's an old picture though. Her neck sac has gotten larger.

Sebastian Cobb

hahhaa fucking hell

edit: at the increasingly fatter cowell's

Phil_A

It's about time this happened.


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


Phil_A

Ha it is funny that both of us had the idea to do that.

idunnosomename

it's like al's is a pump that's fuelling phil's

Alberon

The next step in that sequence is either a spacehopper or the Scanners' head explosion.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Alberon on September 27, 2020, 11:26:14 PM
The next step in that sequence is either a spacehopper or the Scanners' head explosion.

Apparently they done that with a shotgun.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien



steve98

Get some olive oil on that Simon (natural moisturizer)


Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Epic Bisto on October 07, 2020, 10:41:06 AM
Why did you post a photo of Bruce Forsyth?

Because Simon Cowell has taken his face.

Johnny Yesno



Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Cursus on October 11, 2020, 07:42:03 PM


That's a very reductionist setting for a vain man who is made of money isn't it?

Hand Solo

You never miss the tauter 'til the Cowell runs dry.

Johnny Yesno


DrGreggles


DrGreggles


bgmnts

"Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?"

Glebe

Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on October 11, 2020, 08:19:37 PM


Fucking hell, that is astonishing! I dont know whether to laugh or scream!

idunnosomename

Quote from: Glebe on October 12, 2020, 12:10:58 AM
Fucking hell, that is astonishing! I dont know whether to laugh or scream!
a normal reaction to Simon Cowell's new face

BlodwynPig