Author Topic: Simon Cowell's new face  (Read 66859 times)

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1171 on: October 16, 2020, 09:29:14 PM »
Does Cowell even know how cunt his face looks anymore? I get the feeling he wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror then goes, "Yeah, looks pretty good, but I reckon my nose needs expanding a bit more".
Such an odd man.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1172 on: Yesterday at 07:32:51 PM »

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1173 on: Yesterday at 07:36:17 PM »
Simon has had some new ("less Simpson-y") veneers fitted:


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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1174 on: Yesterday at 07:38:35 PM »
Is he winking or has the alien wearing his skin having a stroke?

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1175 on: Yesterday at 07:45:38 PM »
Is he winking or has the alien wearing his skin having a stroke?

Based on him only having one expression and wearing shades when out and about I reckon he’s dead. Weekend at Simon’s II: The Swollening.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1176 on: Yesterday at 08:30:22 PM »
"Is it safe?"




Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1177 on: Yesterday at 08:36:04 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1178 on: Yesterday at 08:42:57 PM »


Cunt’s coupon has gone feral.

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Re: Simon Cowell's old face
« Reply #1179 on: Yesterday at 08:44:24 PM »


Can't remember where this came from and whether it's been up.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1180 on: Yesterday at 09:17:01 PM »

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1181 on: Yesterday at 09:39:28 PM »
Simon has had some new ("less Simpson-y") veneers fitted:



Apparently this guy charges $4000 per veneer. Nice profit margin there. I doubt it costs that much for a bit of porcelain, personalised to Cowell's mouth as it may be.

Note that the cosmetic "dentist" doesn't appear to have artificial teeth himself.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #1182 on: Yesterday at 09:59:47 PM »


Bob's Burgers has let itself go.

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