Simon Cowell's new face

[Better Midlands]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Does Cowell even know how cunt his face looks anymore? I get the feeling he wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror then goes, "Yeah, looks pretty good, but I reckon my nose needs expanding a bit more".
Such an odd man.

[Cursus]

[Cursus]

Simon has had some new ("less Simpson-y") veneers fitted:

[bgmnts]

Is he winking or has the alien wearing his skin having a stroke?

[frajer]

Is he winking or has the alien wearing his skin having a stroke?

Based on him only having one expression and wearing shades when out and about I reckon he's dead. Weekend at Simon's II: The Swollening.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

"Is it safe?"

[Hand Solo]

[Ferris]

Cunt's coupon has gone feral.

[Better Midlands]

Can't remember where this came from and whether it's been up.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Simon has had some new ("less Simpson-y") veneers fitted:

Apparently this guy charges $4000 per veneer. Nice profit margin there. I doubt it costs that much for a bit of porcelain, personalised to Cowell's mouth as it may be.

Note that the cosmetic "dentist" doesn't appear to have artificial teeth himself.

[Blumf]

Bob's Burgers has let itself go.

[Cursus]

[MrMrs]

i-

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

i what?

[thecuriousorange]

His current boat race.

[Johnny Yesno]

Excellent bit of dentistry. No wonder Cowell is looking pleased with the results.

[Cursus]

New year, new face.

[Blumf]

Such unadulterated raw sexifulness that his jet ski just came.

[Better Midlands]

[Johnny Yesno]

New year, new face.

That's not Simon Cowell. That's a Simon Cowell action figure, as illustrated on the box.

[Glebe]

[Captain Z]

[Glebe]

[Mr Farenheit]

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

WILSON!

[Better Midlands]

[Glebe]

[Cursus]