Author Topic: Simon Cowell's new face  (Read 21593 times)

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2019, 02:53:17 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2019, 03:38:24 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2019, 03:39:46 PM »
I dont understand. How did he get off Dr Moreau's island?

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2019, 05:16:13 PM »
Sign of the times. Back in the 90's, they'd go into hairdressers with a picture of Jennifer Aniston and say, I want that. Now, they go to the plastic surgeon with a picture of Bradley Cooper and say, I want that.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2019, 05:21:20 PM »
For all his faults, you wouldn’t get Louis Walsh fucking his face up like this

Walsh got a hair transplant and I wouldn't put it past him to get a face lift. It's because they're on telly, not because they're beautiful.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2019, 05:22:49 PM »
Sign of the times. Back in the 90's, they'd go into hairdressers with a picture of Jennifer Aniston and say, I want that. Now, they go to the plastic surgeon with a picture of Bradley Cooper and say, I want that.


I think Simon went in with a picture of a yorkshire pudding.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2019, 05:36:54 PM »
One surgery away from Robert Z'dar. 

Or Buzz Lightyear on mufti day.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2019, 05:51:13 PM »
Be honest, if it was a madam tussauds model from 5 years ago people would be talking about how cartoonish it looked.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2019, 06:50:12 PM »
One other thing, why is that woman on the far right wearing three pairs of trousers?

This still needs answering. I was like "two pair of trousers, fair enough" but then zoomed in and saw the third.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2019, 06:55:35 PM »
This still needs answering. I was like "two pair of trousers, fair enough" but then zoomed in and saw the third.

Incontinence pants. All the judges are ancient now, hence resorting to plastic surgery, alcoholism and nappies.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2019, 07:06:49 PM »
Jeremy Spake was the 'star' of late 90s BBC docusoap The Airport. About an airport. Not to be confused with late 90s ITV docusoap Airline. About an airline.

It's a shame that in this PC gone mad age that he'll be remembered for this rather than Till Death Us Do Part.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2019, 10:19:50 PM »
Those Hollywood white veneers aren't helping matters either. They just look odd, especially on an aging man.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2019, 10:22:14 PM »
He's so full of himself. A pointless, worthless man.


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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2019, 10:25:32 PM »
I think they should hang him.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #52 on: January 19, 2019, 10:58:42 PM »
I didn't realise FaceApp did plastic surgery.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2019, 12:39:47 AM »
I dont understand. How did he get off Dr Moreau's island?

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2019, 07:36:06 PM »
He looks like somebody has stamped on some liver pate and put it back in the supermarket fridge.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2019, 07:46:16 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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