Author Topic: Simon Cowell's new face  (Read 18346 times)

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #510 on: July 08, 2019, 08:08:06 PM »
God that made me laugh. I love this thread.

Golden E. Pump

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #511 on: July 08, 2019, 10:30:46 PM »
'The cunt looks like a Simon Cowell face printed on a balloon.'

Class. Best read in Limmy's voice too.

kalowski

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #512 on: July 08, 2019, 11:20:34 PM »
'The cunt looks like a Simon Cowell face printed on a balloon.'

I'm in bed and cannot stop laughing at this.

Alberon

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #513 on: July 08, 2019, 11:30:42 PM »
It must have been mentioned before in this thread, but those teeth! They look like they’re made out of one piece of plastic.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #514 on: July 09, 2019, 09:13:54 AM »
His face and teeth are better than mine will ever be, or were even as a babby, we should be celebrating his completely normal face.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #515 on: July 09, 2019, 05:30:14 PM »
If you think he looks silly now, imagine what the hopeless cunt will look like when he's 70. As the aging process kicks in, the frequency of the plastic surgery will increase. I'm genuinely excited for the future of his face. Go for it Simon, you big fucking freak!

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #516 on: July 09, 2019, 06:26:29 PM »
I love this thread.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #517 on: July 09, 2019, 08:35:53 PM »
If you think he looks silly now, imagine what the hopeless cunt will look like when he's 70. As the aging process kicks in, the frequency of the plastic surgery will increase. I'm genuinely excited for the future of his face. Go for it Simon, you big fucking freak!

His tits will be so saggy.