Author Topic: Simon Cowell's new face  (Read 29789 times)

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #510 on: July 08, 2019, 08:08:06 PM »
God that made me laugh. I love this thread.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #511 on: July 08, 2019, 10:30:46 PM »
'The cunt looks like a Simon Cowell face printed on a balloon.'

Class. Best read in Limmy's voice too.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #512 on: July 08, 2019, 11:20:34 PM »
'The cunt looks like a Simon Cowell face printed on a balloon.'

I'm in bed and cannot stop laughing at this.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #513 on: July 08, 2019, 11:30:42 PM »
It must have been mentioned before in this thread, but those teeth! They look like they’re made out of one piece of plastic.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #514 on: July 09, 2019, 09:13:54 AM »
His face and teeth are better than mine will ever be, or were even as a babby, we should be celebrating his completely normal face.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #515 on: July 09, 2019, 05:30:14 PM »
If you think he looks silly now, imagine what the hopeless cunt will look like when he's 70. As the aging process kicks in, the frequency of the plastic surgery will increase. I'm genuinely excited for the future of his face. Go for it Simon, you big fucking freak!

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #516 on: July 09, 2019, 06:26:29 PM »
I love this thread.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #517 on: July 09, 2019, 08:35:53 PM »
If you think he looks silly now, imagine what the hopeless cunt will look like when he's 70. As the aging process kicks in, the frequency of the plastic surgery will increase. I'm genuinely excited for the future of his face. Go for it Simon, you big fucking freak!

His tits will be so saggy.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #518 on: August 15, 2019, 12:47:42 AM »


It looks like his eyes have had a stroke.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #519 on: August 15, 2019, 12:50:15 AM »
Was it planned or was that a major botch job?

He surely cant be happy looking like that.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #520 on: August 15, 2019, 12:52:41 AM »
Well, he always seems to have a smile.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #521 on: August 15, 2019, 12:52:49 AM »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHFUCK

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #522 on: August 15, 2019, 12:54:10 AM »
Well, he always seems to have a smile.

It looks like Batman just pushed him into a great big vat in Ace Chemicals.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #523 on: August 15, 2019, 12:59:25 AM »
Is he still driving around in that face? Why doesn't he get his old one back?

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #524 on: August 15, 2019, 01:48:13 AM »


When you look in his eyes, it’s almost as if he understands.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #525 on: August 15, 2019, 01:57:04 AM »
Well I think he looks great.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #526 on: August 15, 2019, 05:07:06 AM »
He looks better than me and has 100x more money than me, leave the handsome lad alone.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #528 on: August 15, 2019, 11:09:26 AM »
He's gone for the natural look then?

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #529 on: August 15, 2019, 11:10:16 AM »
Sadness in his eyes :(

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #530 on: August 15, 2019, 11:57:16 AM »

Cowell and partner, 2049

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #531 on: August 15, 2019, 12:00:13 PM »
Any one got any requests?

Twin Peaks Season 3 has a lot of potential...

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #532 on: August 15, 2019, 03:55:48 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #533 on: August 15, 2019, 05:22:38 PM »
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #534 on: August 15, 2019, 06:21:07 PM »
So this is what his face looks like moving, to the limited extent that it can move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfGsBDAAtDk

He looks like a ventriloquists dummy. Also, as well as his stubble looking weird, his hair where it's shaved at the sides looks weird as well. What on earth has he had done?

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #535 on: August 15, 2019, 06:31:28 PM »
Twin Peaks Season 3 has a lot of potential...

Here's one just for you.


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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #536 on: August 15, 2019, 07:02:54 PM »
Looks like a colour photocopy of his old face printed onto a cushion.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #537 on: August 15, 2019, 07:13:50 PM »
Christ, he looks like one of the poor sods Harold Gillies, father of facial reconstruction, worked on after the First World War.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #539 on: August 15, 2019, 07:34:49 PM »
Looks like a colour photocopy of his old face printed onto a cushion.

Yes and someone has farted on the cushion