Simon Cowell's new face

[Gerald Fjord]

God that made me laugh. I love this thread.

[Golden E. Pump]

'The cunt looks like a Simon Cowell face printed on a balloon.'

Class. Best read in Limmy's voice too.

[kalowski]

'The cunt looks like a Simon Cowell face printed on a balloon.'

I'm in bed and cannot stop laughing at this.

[Alberon]

It must have been mentioned before in this thread, but those teeth! They look like they're made out of one piece of plastic.

[Bazooka]

His face and teeth are better than mine will ever be, or were even as a babby, we should be celebrating his completely normal face.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

If you think he looks silly now, imagine what the hopeless cunt will look like when he's 70. As the aging process kicks in, the frequency of the plastic surgery will increase. I'm genuinely excited for the future of his face. Go for it Simon, you big fucking freak!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I love this thread.

[Shit Good Nose]

If you think he looks silly now, imagine what the hopeless cunt will look like when he's 70. As the aging process kicks in, the frequency of the plastic surgery will increase. I'm genuinely excited for the future of his face. Go for it Simon, you big fucking freak!

His tits will be so saggy.

[Butchers Blind]

It looks like his eyes have had a stroke.

[bgmnts]

Was it planned or was that a major botch job?

He surely cant be happy looking like that.

[Captain Z]

Well, he always seems to have a smile.

[New folder]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHFUCK

[bgmnts]

Well, he always seems to have a smile.

It looks like Batman just pushed him into a great big vat in Ace Chemicals.

[Blumf]

Is he still driving around in that face? Why doesn't he get his old one back?

[Ferris]

When you look in his eyes, it's almost as if he understands.

[imitationleather]

Well I think he looks great.

[Bazooka]

He looks better than me and has 100x more money than me, leave the handsome lad alone.

[BlodwynPig]

[Jockice]

He's gone for the natural look then?

[Cuellar]

Sadness in his eyes :(

[dr_christian_troy]

Cowell and partner, 2049

[dr_christian_troy]

Any one got any requests?

Twin Peaks Season 3 has a lot of potential...

[dr_christian_troy]

Cowell Moat

[marquis_de_sad]

Crumbed Ham

[Funcrusher]

So this is what his face looks like moving, to the limited extent that it can move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfGsBDAAtDk

He looks like a ventriloquists dummy. Also, as well as his stubble looking weird, his hair where it's shaved at the sides looks weird as well. What on earth has he had done?

[Small Man Big Horse]

Twin Peaks Season 3 has a lot of potential...

Here's one just for you.

[biggytitbo]

Looks like a colour photocopy of his old face printed onto a cushion.

[H-O-W-L]

Christ, he looks like one of the poor sods Harold Gillies, father of facial reconstruction, worked on after the First World War.

[H-O-W-L]

[Replies From View]

Looks like a colour photocopy of his old face printed onto a cushion.

Yes and someone has farted on the cushion