Simon Cowell's new face

[Funcrusher]

Did he go to see his plastic surgeon with a picture of Droopy?

[Birdie]

Did he go to see his plastic surgeon with a picture of Droopy?

I thought it was just his face he got lifted.

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[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Ha! That one caught me unawares. I nearly choked on my baguette (not a euphemism).

[Janie Jones]

Cowell demonstrates the current trend for having face and body modifications that are supposed to look obvious, like you've 'had work done'. 15 years ago, most cosmetic procedures were correcting a perceived problem - a bumpy nose, fat belly, droopy eyes - but now people don't want to just look 'better' or 'refreshed' or younger, they want to look like they are someone who has had work done.

[Butchers Blind]

He's trapped in a cycle now.  He's probably vain enough to read all the negative comments about his 'new face' so he'll go and have more corrective surgery which will distort his nearly 60 year old face even more. Repeat. 
It's like that scene in Father Ted with the car and the hammer.

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Or that scene in Gruey with the car and the can of the wrong coloured spray paint.

[dr_christian_troy]

_{Please do a better version of this, people who are capable}

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Cowell demonstrates the current trend for having face and body modifications that are supposed to look obvious, like you've 'had work done'. 15 years ago, most cosmetic procedures were correcting a perceived problem - a bumpy nose, fat belly, droopy eyes - but now people don't want to just look 'better' or 'refreshed' or younger, they want to look like they are someone who has had work done.

I wonder if CGI uncanny valley stuff has unconsciously become a new ideal to aspire to.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Cowell demonstrates the current trend for having face and body modifications that are supposed to look obvious, like you've 'had work done'. 15 years ago, most cosmetic procedures were correcting a perceived problem - a bumpy nose, fat belly, droopy eyes - but now people don't want to just look 'better' or 'refreshed' or younger, they want to look like they are someone who has had work done.

Definitely see this with young lasses and lip filler. Status symbol innit.

I reckon Cowells going to do a Joan Rivers he's looked the youngest he will look and is going to spend the next few decades transitioning into a young looking alien.

[non capisco]

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[non capisco]

Oh man, that one got me good!

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Does anyone here have the prowess to deep fake Simon Cowell's new face onto things?

[kalowski]

[biggytitbo]

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Mate, been dun...

[kalowski]

Mate, been dun...

Very good, too!

[alan nagsworth]

[Cursus]

Cowell has written a column for today's Sun, including the following complaint:

[Nowhere Man]

Thanks for sharing that article snippet, I was almost beginning to feel bad for Cowell and his fucked face.

[Johnny Yesno]

Christ, Slipknot haven't aged well, have they?

[shiftwork2]

We're veering off into a world of plasticised deadmoid freaks if Cowell's face and teeth are cheerleading into the mainstream.

Just remember that nobody trimmed pubic hair in the 1970s and now look at it.

We will get the world we deserve.

[McFlymo]

Slipknot are at no1 in the UK charts?

[Cursus]

Slipknot are at no1 in the UK charts?

Yes, in the album charts.

[Johnny Yesno]

Yes, in the album charts.

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It's the Sex Pistols all over again.

[idunnosomename]

cowell was much possessed by fame
and was the cunt beneath the skin
and breastless creatures under ground
leaned backward with a lipless grin.

daffodil bulbs instead of balls
stared from the sockets of the eyes!
he knew that thought clings round dead limbs
tightening its lusts and luxuries.

[Ferris]

Terrifying.

[Kryton]

I've not read the thread. I hope whatever is happening with his face doesn't result in him getting excited and spinning his chair in the X-factors and possibly sling-shotting his visage, resulting a fat slapping effect on some genuinely nice up-and-comer from say Blackpool, 24 years-old taking a face full of Cowell's ill-stapled face in the gob with a meaty fwap sound.
Leaving him just a screaming skull and panicking.

[idunnosomename]

i think that'd be marvellous, to be perfectly honest

[kalowski]