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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2019, 07:58:05 PM »
He looks like someone you'd expect to see standing next to Kenneth Noyes in a group photo taken on the Costa Del Crime.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2019, 08:08:12 PM »
He looks like somebody has stamped on some liver pate and put it back in the supermarket fridge.
He looks like someone wearing a laminated Simon Cowell face that's two sizes too big so it's wrapped around his head.


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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2019, 08:12:38 PM »
He looks like someone wearing a laminated Simon Cowell face that's two sizes too big so it's wrapped around his head.

Or some kind of novelty Simon Cowell clingfilm has been stretched around a giant pork pie.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2019, 08:31:20 PM »

Can some kind soul Photoshop one of the faces onto the other here? Not sure which one works best - New Cowell onto this or vice versa.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #69 on: January 20, 2019, 08:44:56 PM »



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Simon Cowell told doctors he had been injecting semen into his face to cure chronic back pain.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #71 on: January 20, 2019, 09:12:27 PM »
He looks like you should be able to push his head backwards to get Pez out of him.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #72 on: January 20, 2019, 09:12:44 PM »
His face is too small for his head. Thirty odd years ago that would get him a bit part on a middling comedy show.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2019, 09:13:57 PM »
He looks like he has clean-shaved the wrong half of his face.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2019, 09:20:30 PM »
What a staggering cunt.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #75 on: January 20, 2019, 09:58:59 PM »


Mate.

Bit out of order to be spying on my dreams, drawing pictures of them and then posting them on the interwebs for all to see.



Would.



Definitely wouldn't.  Not with yours, nor with or an inordinately large barge pole.  Would not.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2019, 10:13:54 PM »
Seriously though - if you were going to end up with a face like that, wouldn't you at least experience getting it eaten off by a chimp first?

What Cowell has done is the face equivalent of skipping Christmas Dinner but still wanting the Boxing Day Shit.

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« Reply #78 on: January 20, 2019, 10:15:00 PM »


Definitely would, with considerable vigour.  I mean he's made of wood, so obviously 'would'.

Seriously though - if you were going to end up with a face like that, wouldn't you at least experience getting it eaten off by a chimp first?

Exactly.  If you're gonna go out, then go out with style.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2019, 10:22:20 PM »


Jimmy Carr's meeting with his accountant went well.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #80 on: January 20, 2019, 10:23:20 PM »
He has a touch of the Noel Fieldings with a face like that. Mrs Freeze disagrees but you can see it can't you?

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #82 on: January 20, 2019, 11:09:43 PM »
This thread has really brightened up an otherwise mundane Sunday evening, thanks all. Actually in tears at some of the replies here.

I tried to make an AI-generated cat version using that site that there was an amazing thread about a while back, but it seems the algorithms can't handle my artist's impression:


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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #83 on: January 20, 2019, 11:14:19 PM »
This thread has really brightened up an otherwise mundane Sunday evening, thanks all. Actually in tears at some of the replies here.

I tried to make an AI-generated cat version using that site that there was an amazing thread about a while back, but it seems the algorithms can't handle my artist's impression:



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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #84 on: January 20, 2019, 11:17:59 PM »
Cheers for fixing the link!

If anyone would like to make a better attempt, please be my guest.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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« Reply #86 on: January 20, 2019, 11:35:48 PM »
I've found a picture of the actual procedure:


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« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2019, 12:31:21 AM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2019, 01:43:47 AM »
When's Britain Got Talent start then? I don't normally watch it, but I wish to gaze upon his risible face in full motion.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #89 on: January 21, 2019, 01:58:40 AM »
When's Britain Got Talent start then? I don't normally watch it, but I wish to gaze upon his risible face in full motion.

does it still even have full motion?