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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2019, 07:58:05 PM »
He looks like someone you'd expect to see standing next to Kenneth Noyes in a group photo taken on the Costa Del Crime.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2019, 08:00:48 PM »
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2019, 08:08:12 PM »
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He looks like somebody has stamped on some liver pate and put it back in the supermarket fridge.
He looks like someone wearing a laminated Simon Cowell face that's two sizes too big so it's wrapped around his head.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #64 on: January 20, 2019, 08:10:43 PM »
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2019, 08:12:38 PM »
Quote from: kalowski on January 20, 2019, 08:08:12 PM
He looks like someone wearing a laminated Simon Cowell face that's two sizes too big so it's wrapped around his head.

Or some kind of novelty Simon Cowell clingfilm has been stretched around a giant pork pie.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #66 on: January 20, 2019, 08:25:01 PM »
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2019, 08:31:20 PM »
Quote from: kalowski on January 20, 2019, 07:29:12 PM

Can some kind soul Photoshop one of the faces onto the other here? Not sure which one works best - New Cowell onto this or vice versa.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #68 on: January 20, 2019, 08:34:53 PM »
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #69 on: January 20, 2019, 08:44:56 PM »



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Simon Cowell told doctors he had been injecting semen into his face to cure chronic back pain.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #70 on: January 20, 2019, 09:07:22 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #71 on: January 20, 2019, 09:12:27 PM »
He looks like you should be able to push his head backwards to get Pez out of him.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #72 on: January 20, 2019, 09:12:44 PM »
His face is too small for his head. Thirty odd years ago that would get him a bit part on a middling comedy show.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2019, 09:13:57 PM »
He looks like he has clean-shaved the wrong half of his face.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2019, 09:20:30 PM »
What a staggering cunt.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #75 on: January 20, 2019, 09:58:59 PM »
Quote from: BlodwynPig on January 20, 2019, 08:06:45 PM


Mate.

Bit out of order to be spying on my dreams, drawing pictures of them and then posting them on the interwebs for all to see.

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Would.

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Definitely wouldn't.  Not with yours, nor with or an inordinately large barge pole.  Would not.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #76 on: January 20, 2019, 10:10:43 PM »
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2019, 10:13:54 PM »
Seriously though - if you were going to end up with a face like that, wouldn't you at least experience getting it eaten off by a chimp first?

What Cowell has done is the face equivalent of skipping Christmas Dinner but still wanting the Boxing Day Shit.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #78 on: January 20, 2019, 10:15:00 PM »
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Definitely would, with considerable vigour.  I mean he's made of wood, so obviously 'would'.

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Seriously though - if you were going to end up with a face like that, wouldn't you at least experience getting it eaten off by a chimp first?

Exactly.  If you're gonna go out, then go out with style.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2019, 10:22:20 PM »
Quote from: thecuriousorange on January 20, 2019, 10:10:43 PM


Jimmy Carr's meeting with his accountant went well.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #80 on: January 20, 2019, 10:23:20 PM »
He has a touch of the Noel Fieldings with a face like that. Mrs Freeze disagrees but you can see it can't you?
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #82 on: January 20, 2019, 11:09:43 PM »
This thread has really brightened up an otherwise mundane Sunday evening, thanks all. Actually in tears at some of the replies here.

I tried to make an AI-generated cat version using that site that there was an amazing thread about a while back, but it seems the algorithms can't handle my artist's impression:

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #83 on: January 20, 2019, 11:14:19 PM »
Quote from: flotemysost on January 20, 2019, 11:09:43 PM
This thread has really brightened up an otherwise mundane Sunday evening, thanks all. Actually in tears at some of the replies here.

I tried to make an AI-generated cat version using that site that there was an amazing thread about a while back, but it seems the algorithms can't handle my artist's impression:



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flotemysost

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #84 on: January 20, 2019, 11:17:59 PM »
Cheers for fixing the link!

If anyone would like to make a better attempt, please be my guest.
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Buelligan

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #85 on: January 20, 2019, 11:31:32 PM »
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« Reply #86 on: January 20, 2019, 11:35:48 PM »
I've found a picture of the actual procedure:

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2019, 12:31:21 AM »
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2019, 01:43:47 AM »
When's Britain Got Talent start then? I don't normally watch it, but I wish to gaze upon his risible face in full motion.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #89 on: January 21, 2019, 01:58:40 AM »
Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on January 21, 2019, 01:43:47 AM
When's Britain Got Talent start then? I don't normally watch it, but I wish to gaze upon his risible face in full motion.

does it still even have full motion?
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