Simon Cowell's new face

[Goldentony]

fuck me that cunts boat race in motion in that video is like something out of an east asian horror film about a fucking evil ghost of an abbot needs a face to live and he chooses a fucking car

[Goldentony]

HE'S A FUCKING TALKING CAR from THE KIDS FILMS

[Goldentony]

SIMON COWELL PICTURED YESTERDAY DISCOVERING HOUSES ON THE BEACH

[idunnosomename]

variations on a theme

[Butchers Blind]

Its his kid that I worry about - "Mummy, why does daddy not look like daddy anymore?"

[Grendle]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I can't tell if he's wearing mascara or eyeliner or something, or it's just a side effect of the surgery.

[Sebastian Cobb]

variations on a theme

would

[flotemysost]

[dr_christian_troy]

[Cursus]

Apparently, the cosmetic surgeon who did the work on Cowell's face is known as the "Picasso of dermatology."

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I don't know why he's even bothering. There's only so much they can do with plastic surgery, and he wasn't exactly handsome to begin with. You can't polish a turd.

His hair is starting to arouse suspicion in me. I bet that's fake as well. Bald cunt.

[Alberon]

Apparently, the cosmetic surgeon who did the work on Cowell's face is known as the "Picasso of dermatology."

No photoshops in the thread please.

I mean look at that one above, those teeth are beyond ridiculous in their plastic unreality. The lower half of the face is glued on and the sad, sad eyes just take it far too far over the top.

[Captain Z]

and the sad, sad eyes

Hmm, could it actually be Ant McPartlin in Simon Cowell prosthetics as part of some Saturday Night Takeaway comeback mega-prank?

[Sherringford Hovis]

the "Picasso of dermatology."

Citroen.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Sure it wasn't the prick arsehole of dermatology? Who's given him a grief/joy binary face paradox?

[BlodwynPig]

In happier times

[pupshaw]

Grab from the (horrible) video.

What is this?!



Ears are funny looking anyway, but there's something wrong here. And there's a clear scar next to his eye too.

[dr_christian_troy]

Grab from the (horrible) video.

What is this?!



Ears are funny looking anyway, but there's something wrong here. And there's a clear scar next to his eye too.

[Cursus]

[Simon] used to binge on sausage rolls, hamburgers and his favourite jam tarts made by his personal chefs before converting to veganism.

"Within 24 hours I changed my diet and I've not looked back since. You feel better, you look better," he said.

[Ferris]

A cheap waxwork left on the radiator of Simon Cowell's face has let itself go

[Butchers Blind]

It's like his forehead is squashing his eyes.

[José]

fucking hell lads

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

^ A seasick Jeffrey Tambor?

[Nowhere Man]

^ "I've made a huge mistake"

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

We had a Gamesmaster one yet?

[kalowski]

[Sebastian Cobb]

Looks more like Amanda Holden than Cowell.

[marquis_de_sad]

The eyes are too alive.

[Captain Z]

*Cough*

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