Simon Cowell's new face

[marquis_de_sad]

*Cough*

Despite his illness, he's so happy!

[poodlefaker]

Jam tarts made by his personal chefs? What else did they make him? Hoops on toast? Rice Times?

Mate, you're doing it wrong.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I like the mental image of him gorging on jam tarts in a Partridge-esque nervous breakdown. Probably sat in his underpants. Hopefully after reading this thread.

[poodlefaker]

I like the idea of him thinking "Well, I'm a rich man, I have a big house and a smart car, I should have personal chefs", so he gets some and they ask him what he likes to eat. "Dunno really; jam tarts?"

[Kryton]

Apparently, the cosmetic surgeon who did the work on Cowell's face is known as the "Picasso of dermatology."

Fucking hell.

[bgmnts]

Carol Vorderman's gone the same way as well. She looks wrkng now.

[steve98]

She looks absurd (Huge new tits and bum). What is she 58? Yeah 58. Tits like that at 58, fuck's sake.

[Cuellar]

Has his right eye been deliberately lazied?!

[Shit Good Nose]

Lazytown needs a new Robbie Rotten.

[Alberon]

Simon's had some corrective surgery to undo the worst of his new face.

[Head Gardener]

[thecuriousorange]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

60 years old on the 7th of October.

[Phil_A]

She looks absurd (Huge new tits and bum). What is she 58? Yeah 58. Tits like that at 58, fuck's sake.

Christ, does she think she's Nicki Minaj? Bizarre.

[Cursus]

[poodlefaker]

[Replies From View]

Michael McIntyre too?!  Good grief is nobody immune from this disease.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I've never understood the hair on the cunt either. It's sort of middle parted, and has been since forever, but I don't know why. Just a pube like arrangement.

[Replies From View]

I've never understood the hair on the cunt either. It's sort of middle parted, and has been since forever, but I don't know why. Just a pube like arrangement.

If he didn't have that he would look like Dumb and Dumber expanding in a vacuum.

[Butchers Blind]

Does Cowell have a waxwork in MT?  How do they make new adjustments everytime he has work done?

[Johnny Yesno]

Does Cowell have a waxwork in MT?  How do they make new adjustments everytime he has work done?

He has his own plinth and just goes and stands on it for a bit every so often. The public are none the wiser.

[Icehaven]

Stubble never lies, grey as a whistle.

[phantom_power]

Does Cowell have a waxwork in MT?  How do they make new adjustments everytime he has work done?

They just leave it in front of the fire for a bit

[Ferris]

Some poor hair person somewhere had to say to yer man

"Well, obviously we can use some tints to colour up your hair - we could start at a mid-grey with fade to-"

"Jet black."

"Well, maybe but we should start with something a bit mor-"

"Jet black. Black as night. Darkest you have."

"...sure. Let me get that started for you"

[poodlefaker]

"That's right; danke fuckin' schoen, asshole"

[Captain Z]

That picture of David Schwimmer is just depressing.

[Ferris]

Click here - you won't believe what Eddie Munster looks like in 2019!!

[Cursus]

[Inspector Norse]

On second thoughts, I'll have an orange juice, cheers.

[Sebastian Cobb]

They should put that on fag packets.